for the record

i was impersonating a cop cause i was trying to pick up women that way,and i was high on PCP at the time too…In the Papa John’s situation i got stuck in one of the air conditioning shafts and the morning employees found me when they came in for work….Im not proud of this,but its Very true,and you can find my arrest on Americas Dumbest Criminals Vol.3…Actually id recommed you that you buy it,since i still get royalties from it…On a side note i actually made more money when i was in prison for 8 months than at my regular job…Crime can sometimes pay!

Thats real classy Pacers 31…you should run for mayor of Gary Indiana with that slogan!