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next year i'll be in contention! i'm like the old ass dude from 8 crazy nights just waitin to get that golden patch
And now... To annouce the winners...
1. Smartest User - BothTeamsPlayedHard
He edged out JNixon-Iggy9 by only 2 votes!
2. Funniest User - McDunkin
3. Most Creative - OrangeJuiceJones
Had as many votes as butidonthavemoney and 8thDeadlySin combined!
4. Best Topic - John Bryant Facts
Beat out John Wall Fails Drug Test by only 1 vote! Auber gets credit for making the Best Topic ever!
5. Hottest in the Office - marcusfizer21
No surprise there! You sexy thang!
6.) Forum MVP - JNixon-Iggy9
A landslide victory. llperez came in second, but even after changing his vote, he was not close.
7.) Best Comeback Kid - SpencerisHawesome2
Aran_Smith's vote helped SpencerisHawesome2 edge out Knicksboy32 by 1 vote.
8.) Forum Villian - ScareCrowsRevenge
DHamp and stanford hoops came close, but the Forum Villian is officially ScareCrowsRevenge
9.) Best Moderator - Adi_Joseph
tli232 came in second, but Adi won by a fair amount.
10.) Face of NBADraft.net - John Bryant
Aran_Smith is no longer running this site. John Bryant is the new face of NBADraft.net...
LEMON HAS A SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR YOU!
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
Us young users have no luck
thank yall for waking me up when it was over!!!!!!!
My first desgn was better : (
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
you guys will get awards soon too
you youngin's gotta pay your dues.
As an award winner, I'd like to say a few things.
First, I am upset my name is not bolded as the others. I understand I did not receive MVP, but I want my name to really pop out at the reader--maybe put in a 3-D code and ship everyone 3-D glasses so they can read my award.
Second, I plan on going away for many months in a while--on my own will, not because of the banhammer (hopefully) and returning again in the spring in hopes of being the only repeat comeback award winner in awards history.
Finally, Thank you fine people of nbadraft.net, thank you aran for your last vote, thank you jesus, and most importantly thank you John Bryant. Without the motivation I get from your looking at your poster on my wall every morning, inspiring me to be the best, fattest, and least coordinated I can be none of this would be possible.
thats it, im taking my skills elsewhere. I mean, couldnt you have at least said llperez comes in second without having to add it was a landslide and i wasnt even close? Seriously, im pulling my kanye right now.
excuse me, ill let you finish in a minute iggy. BUt my stuff was some of the greatest posts of all time. OF ALL TIME!!! Like scarface, im outta here:
I counted your last-minute change too.
You lost by 9...
SpencerisHawesome, I would love to make your name in 3-D, but tli232 accidently burned the box of glasses when he was using his hair-spray too close to his scented candles... I made up for it by bolding your name, and, eh, adding a little something extra.
tli232 is by far the biggest snub here. I thought he had a legit chance at winning two categories, but alas, John Bryant and Aran_Smith were too much for him.
IndianaBasketball also deserves an award. Second biggest snub. I'm sorry, buddy. There's always next time.
DanEboy, you were 1 vote off winning Funniest User, so don't feel too bad.
just watching that half baked clip, does anyone else think the dude at the end who gets hit with the burger looks just like grayson boucher aka the professor?
The point stealers are out guys....
Go ahead punks.....we have plenty.....hahahahaha!!!
Our points are plentiful!
Jealous you didn't win, eh?
Well I'm an OLIA officer, and I can see who you are...
Where the hell is juice??
butidonthavemoney....edit my posts please...
I hate the awards....I am giving out ALL of them out tomorrow and they will be MUCH better....
You announced the winners 2day and i'll hand out the awards tomorrow.
Consider it done.
They looked plain cheep to me....Tomorrow I'm gettin down to work..
I gave all ya points BTW
yo money. I have a shaved head. I don't use no hair gel. Get it right. Scented Candles though, they can be OG when used in the right setting. Don't hate on the candles. lol
Your cubicle is right across from mine. I can see that you don't have any hair.
You were using it on your doll's hair...
Anyway, I want you to know that I voted for you as both the Best Moderator and the Face of NBADraft.net. Those crazy basement-exploits of yours are priceless...
*Second (Non) Annual Awards...
I did that so I could have another one in a few months, instead of having to wait a whole year.
lol, maybe next year.....
hi this is mcdunkin reporting live from elvis presley road in memphis...i would like to thank whoever voted for me because i didnt expect to win....me and haddadi are gonna be drinking good tonight
p.s. free grizzlies medium sized t shirts for everybody
1st of all I'd like to thank God.....without him, none of this is possible.
Aran, for making the best forum ever.
Everyone that argues with me, I like arguing.
Myself for being so DAMN smart and hard-working about the game.
And whoever made my trophy. lol.
I'm playing, but thanks for everyone that voted for me for anything...Let's try and make it 2 years straight. Still trying to get smarter about the game.
Nobody wants to hear about your "OG" candle-lit masturbating sessions, TLI.
This Voting was RIGGED!!!!
Word has it..That the Machines were Tamm-Ponned with...
1st thing monday morning the Machines will be Com-Fist-Caked
Violin-Laters will be Pros-Ci-Qued
I demand a recount!
All Glory To....Uhm.....Kermit The Frog!
I was nominated for more awards then I thought I would be...(most creative, hottest in the office and most likely to track down the "Real John Bryant")
I wish you guys could have read up on "The Free Agents" parody...Great stuff...please NoMoney bump it and get at me about writing a few collaborations...I should just check DanEboy about his new Thread...
I again thank the fan bases in NY and Minnesota...Thanks to all Lebron supporters I called out for being a punk ass coward...Thanks to MikeyVtheDon for debating with me for hours about the Illuminati and Lebron's involvement in it...Thanks to the easy targets like "Knicksboys32 and Tongue out like 23" They give me the fuel that lights my fire...Not the Fire that starts from tli's candles being knocked of the table in a struggle...You 2 are the biggest haters here...That should have been your award....
"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the Villain"
Missed by 1 vote? Damn, It's all good.
Scarecrow? I'm a hater? That's a good one.
Looking back on it, I think I killed that debate. I honestly almost thought you knew what you were talking about, and that you had inside information I had not heard, but I was terribly disappointed. I wish you the best in your endeavors, and I hope your actual work is much more creative than your posts.