That awkward moment when you were a kid and your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, they're not even back yet.
That awkward moment when you crack a joke and no one laughs.
That awkward moment when everyones singing happy birthday to you and you don't know what to do.
that awkward moment when you go to search a girls name on facebook and you accidentally make it your status update.
that awkward moment when you call your teacher "mom"
The awkward moment when you forgot your student id and cant into buildings and wait for someone to open the door.
The awkward moment when you realize you forgot a pen or pencil while everyone else is taking notes.
That awkward moment when youre in a class that you dont have any friends in and the teacher makes people pick their own groups.
That awkward moment when you're with a group of people and you ask someone a question and they didn't hear you but a couple other people did and you don't know whether or not to ask again.
The awkward moment when rebecca black goes to college and figures out thursday is the night to go out.
That awkward moment when you walk inside and your glasses fog up.
That awkward moment at the movie theater when the concession person says enjoy the movie and you reply with "thanks, you too" and just stare at each other for a second, smile, then walk away.
Nicely placed in Off-Topic. I like the first one. I totally remember that moment.
That awkward moment when you are walking in front of a group of girls and you suddenly forget how to walk normal.
That awkward moment when you go to push the button on the elevator and it is already pushed.
That awkward moment when you ask a girl if she is pregnant and she says no.
That awkward moment when you see your ex when you are with a new girl...or vice versa
That awkward moment when you push a door that requires pulling.
That awkward moment when, on your first day of high school, you are sitting in the auditorium going through orientation and your leg starts to itch. You start scratching your leg and realize you are scratching the dude's leg next to you. Then you have to sit there for the next 4 hours.
That awkward moment when you take your girl out for a fancy dinner, then you go back home for what will be your first time together and you suddenly get a case of the runny shi/ts as you are both rolling around on the bed...naked.
That awkward moment when you shart at work.
That akward moment when you post on nbadraft.net and get no response. :(
Haha, I like these.
1. The awkward moment when you post a well thought out facebook status and nobody likes or comments
2. The awkward moment when you ask a girl is her hair real
3. The awkward moment when the pitch in your voice goes to high
4.. The awkward moment when a girl sees you looking at her eat a hotdog
6. The awkward moment when you spell insects wrong "The south has so many incest this time of year"
7. The awkward moment when you found out I skipped 5.
8. The awkward moment when you went back and looked
9. The awkward moment when Kahn told C-Webb that Darko was Vlade
10. The awkward moment when Kwame Brown has the ball in his hands
11. The awkward moment Cleveland felt when Lebron left
12. The awkward moment when Shawn Marion first shot a jumper
The akward moment where you do a list of 11 things and the last number you have is 12. lol.
And thanks to Dale and akward moment was avoided. Thanks
Damn! Wizkid OrangeJuiceJonesed me!
"That awkward moment when you're with a group of people and you ask someone a question and they didn't hear you but a couple other people did and you don't know whether or not to ask again."
I had a dream about this last night. No joke.
"That awkward moment when, on your first day of high school, you are sitting in the auditorium going through orientation and your leg starts to itch. You start scratching your leg and realize you are scratching the dude's leg next to you. Then you have to sit there for the next 4 hours."
I hate it when this happens!
1) The awkward moment when you keep blatantly checking out a girl yet are too nervous to approach...and you end up sitting right next to her on a flight.
2) The awkward moment when you think Jimmer Fredette's black.
3) The awkward moment when you give a guy a high-five while there's a stray booger on your finger.
4) The awkward moment when you're drying off in the shower and your dad thinks no one is in there and opens the door.
That awkward moment when you go to follow up a high five with a fist bump and the person has already walked away.
Also, the very first one posted was gold, I used to freak out as each shopper in front of me finished.
The awkward moment when you are showering after football practice and keep dropping the soap
the awkward moment when you're nervous as heck and your hands are sweating and then you have to shake peoples hands.
the awkward moment when you come face to face with people after having drank way too much and having made an as.s of yourself in front of them the other night.
the awkward moment when you try to fit into a conversation by making small talk with one person in the circle but as you begin talking the whole circle silences and listens to you
The awkward moment when you say something in a loud classroom and the entire class silences and it's just you yelling.
The awkward moment when you go for a fist pound and the other person is going for a hand slap and suddenly changes to an awkward fist / opened hand.
The awkward moment when you're going for a hand slap but the other person goes for an actual handshake. You try to pull your hand away but the other person just grabbed it.
The awkward moment when you miss the fist pound in the hallway and someone saw.
The awkward moment when you are wearing the same shirt on picture day.. the day you're receiving the pictures.
The awkward moment when a substitute says your name wrong.
The awkward moment when you're shooting around in an empty gym with headphones on and singing along to a Miley Cyrus song and realize someone just arrived and is shooting on the other side of the gym.
The awkward moment when a girly song blasts out of your headphones because the iTunes volume was set at +100%.
The awkward moment when you go to get a printout and it didn't print.
The awkward moment when you're at a girl's volleyball game and you tell your friend, "Damn! Look at Natalia! She's got a nice ass and big tits!" and then someone behind yells, "Go Natalia! Love you baby!" (Her parents)
The awkward moment you forget to clear the search bar and your sister uses the laptop next..
The awkward moment when you run out of awkward moment thoughts.
That awkward moment when some girls come up to you Saturday night as you leave The mall and ask you where you're heading, only to notice that they're wearing silly bands and chuck taylors... chris hansen alert
That awkward moment when your "acting out" lyrics to a song and your mom just randomly walks in
That awkward moment when you look at an ugly girl because shes so ugly and she makes eye contact with you
That awkward moment when Rebecca Black doesn't know which seat to take, when there's only one seat
That awkward moment when you're driving/watching tv with your mom/sister and a condom commercial comes on
That awkward moment when you're on nbadraft.net and are about to post something smart/deep/funny...only to notice that a poster above you already said it.
The awkward moment when you decline a friend request and the next day you're hanging out with your friends and that person comes along.
The awkward moment when your girl goes through your phone.
The awkward moment when you're with your mom and Lil' Wayne's song "No Ceilings" plays. "Pop that pu.ssy! and shake that ass!!" as it repeats for about 20 seconds.
The awkward moment when you're using the computer and closed the browser because you just got done using it and your mom walks in and asks why you closed the browser as soon as she entered and doesn't believe that you were actually done using it.
The awkward moment when a girl you stopped texting because she was annoying goes on your Facebook wall and asks "Why didn't you text me back jerk!"
The awkward moment when I realized McDunkin was actually black. LMAO jk bro
The awkward moment when you have to take your first shower in the locker rooms.
The awkward moment when you swear you have the answer to a problem and say it out loud but it's wrong
The awkward moment when the "kid who can't read" gets pick to read the paragraph with all the big words
The awkward moment when a cool but ugly girl who is your friend confesses her undieing love for you
"The awkward moment when I realized McDunkin was actually black."
That was awkward for everyone in the LNC and 3 out of 4 of my baby mommas parents so dont feel bad man...im used to it
wizkid i know what you mean with the non-reading kid getting picked.
There are 2 types of teachers in that situation
1.The teacher that will let him struggle through the whole paragraph
2.The teacher who only makes him read like 4 sentences and moves on to the next person...even though everyone elses paragraphs were like half a page long
My teacher made me start from the beginning if I messed up even once...
That was probably the cause of my st-st-stutter and anxiety disorders.
The awkward moment when the lone female chef queefs in your soup.
that awkard moment when you realize you dont have enough money to pay that hooker you just let in your car!
that awkward moment when your having a computer tech at Best Buy check out your laptop that just crashed and they fix it and the first thing that pops up on screen is the last page you were looking at....two dudes who have both there hang dangs in some 50 year old womans mouth and Geek Squad Tech just looks at you and then in your head your contemplating whether you should just run out the store and leave your laptop behind to save embarrasement
that awkward moment when the parents of the kid you killed in drunk driving accident tell you that they forgive you
that awkward moment when your ordering at Subway and you wanna get double meat on your sandwich but your in a long line and you just realized you havent put on any deodarant on hot 100 degree day
that awkward moment when your son throws up in the middle of a Kmart aisle and you just abandon him for a few minutes because you emmbarrased that a child of yours would shame you like that
that awkward moment your car mechanic says he will blow you in the bathroom for a 50% discount and you have to politely tell him your flattered but your straight and he says "Suuuuurrrrrrreeeee" and you realize he might be on to your secret about secretly being homosexual but your not really into him because hes all hairy and kinda ugly looking but dont wanna say that to his face
The awkward moment when Lazarus Munoz takes an awkward post to an entirely new level of awkwardness.
My favorite, and probably most common awkward moment...
The mysterious random fart when you are among a group. Awkwardness all around.
the akward moment when u wanna sit wit a chick at lunch only when u get asked to help out a dwarf with puttin keptchup on his tray.. only to see the chick u like wander away, and u having to track where she is at, and look like a &$#%#&@! idiot... (true story btw)
the akward moment when this chick who always looks at you and you know she likes you, and you know she has liked you since december or so, and your locker is right next to hers, and most mornings u see each other walk past your locker, but dont say a peep cuz it would give it all away that you like that person (true story btw)
the same chick who durin seminar(not sure if ppl know what that is) is sittin down diangle from you. your in the hallway talkin to your buds. and u can see her lookin back at you. and it happens like 10 times within 20 mintues worth of time... and u catch her like almost every time, and she catches you.. yep akward and ohh yeah (true story btw)
the akward moment when your on the bus and your best friend knows you like a chick who sittin in the front, and he gives away a hint to others that you like her, and most of the bus is catchin on, and u gotta act "cool", not tryna make urself look like an &$#%#&@! or a jackass
the akward moment when ur bout to get into an argument with the teacher in front of the whole class (true story btw) even tho i didnt give a f*ck!!!!!
the akward moment when u had no idea someone said hi to you, and they barely speak any english (true story btw)
The awkward moment when you realize Universal's list of awkward moments are almost unreadable and aren't really funny.
LMAO.. Just had to say it man
there not meant to be funny
- Beno posts anything
- You see a new character on NBADraft.net that catches on like gang busters, but just creeps you out ProudGrandpa, you are this character
- Someone asks about a statistic or fact that could easily be googled
- Deron Williams got traded to the Jazz.....(dwilljazz8/wardb12)
- Someone changes their user name or avatar and you have no idea who they are
- You realize you might be arguing basketball with 13 year old
- You almost think that Dalen Qualls was set up......
Pertaining to life:
- You say hi to a friend, and a separate person who was also there thought you were saying hi to them.
- You wave at a person who was clearly waving at someone else.
- You are get to a door going out at the same time a person is going in, and it is incredibly difficult to hold the door open for said person and they sometimes have to walk under your arm.
- You remember asking a person you see quite often their name, and than forget it and are too embarassed to ask again.
- You are with girls who start talking about other guys (also, do not talk about girls with your guy friends in front of another girl)
- You realize that facebook, twitter and text messages have taken away a huge aspect of human interaction.
- You see a movie and have a completely different opinion than the person you saw it with
- You go with a bunch of people, mostly girls, to see "Oldboy"
- You tell a person about an event that they more than likely would have been able to go too, but were just not informed about
- You completely misread a signal, or have no reaction to yours.
- You spend a lot of time with a girl and realize that you are much better off just being friends.
- You ask a girl out for the first time, it is never as simple as "You wanna go out?", lol
- You say goodbye to someone and you realize you are walking the same way as they are.
- You smell something really bad, but you do not know whether to say anything (Like DanEBoy's)
- You talk to anyone in Canada about college football or basketball.
- You are really enthusiastic about something and try to start a friendly dialogue, but the other person is just dead to the world.
- You are in a group of friends where two of the friends in the group have just broken up.
- A person texts you constantly, but never actually picks up phone calls
Yeah, obviously... lmao
When Steve Nash has to go up against J-Rich next year.
TOL-23 calls someone out, but does it in such a way that is either really poorly worded with mean spirited undertones, or makes the entire situation more awkward and less funny.
Sorry, TOL-23, I think you have become a radically improved poster, but it had to be done in this situation.
Universal, your posts were really difficult to understand, but they did encapsulate some form of awkwardness.
When you're sitting with your precious little grandchilren and you see a commercial on the television for a product that helps stop old people scammers and your precious little grandchilren look at you in a strange manner.
When you go through the line at the A&T and all that is in your cart is laxatives and Depends diapers
When uncouth young men insult your precious little grandchilren on the online.
O I see gillberg aka colt iverson is back....if Dale is Michael Jordan then u are Harold miner
Lmao! Damn you Mickeyv
I will continue to use the lowercased "v" to bother you! hahah
Good one though +1 my good man
Man, I am not a hater, believe that. I just make observations when I see recurring trends that are slightly annoying (to me, maybe not everyone). I think you have become a much better poster, and believe me, if you have some evidence that a person is posting ignorant nonsense, I have little to no problem with a call out.
The lower case v bothers me not. Calling me Mickey bothers me far more, though it makes you seem slightly illiterate, so I guess it is good for a laugh :). On the real, my name is M-I-K-E-Y. Like My-key. Not like M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E. Mickey Mouse! Donald Duck! Mickey Mouse! Donald Duck! Blah, blah, blah, blah, higher, higher, higher (do not know the words, but they sing it at the end of Full Metal Jacket). But, thank you for the props, and I hope we are all good Tongue Licking Out #23! (LMAO)
Hahahaha yeah "Mickey" I get what you mean lmao
Nah, it doesn't bother me when people call me out or make a joke about something I said. If you can't laugh at yourself, you don't have a sense of humor. Tongue Licking Out hahahahah
Full Metal Jacket = Classic
^Your mustache = Classicer
Glad we are on the same ground there. Refreshing to know it is as such.
The awkward moment when you are asked a question while eating or digesting something that is going to take a while.
The awkward moment when the dentist keeps asking you questions while they are probing your mouth and brushing your teeth.
The awkward moment when you walk out of the door singing a song and a person outside stares at you like a maniac.
The awkward moment a hot girl passes by while your dog is taking a $hit.
The awkward moment when you and a girl make eye contact, who will turn away first?
The awkward moment when a person ice grills you walking down the street.
The awkward moment when you are at Buffalo Wild Wings with your friends watching the Blazers vs. Suns play-off game and a girl yells out "The ref totally Jewed us!" (no, personal experience there, lol, was pretty ridiculous)
The awkward moment of not knowing whether to give the @ss or the crotch (Fight Club Reference)
The awkward moment of talking about something you did or somewhere you went with a person who was actually there when those events transpired.
The awkward moment you see a person you recognize from a friends facebook picture in real life for the first time.
Honestly, facebook could have its own entire section on creating awkwardness. If there is a website that does not show disgusting things that presents more awkwardness than facebook, I do not know of it. It is a good site for keeping in touch with friends, posting pictures, a few laughs, but it has lead to some incredible awkwardness in my life. I can sadly say, I had a gf break-up with me over facebook. Twice. That is the furthest I will go into it for now :)
that awkward moment when you insult a guys grandchildren online and you brag to your friends about it and they tell you the dude probably dosent have any grandchildren and he's probably just saying it for laughs
LOL at "the akward moment when u wanna sit wit a chick at lunch only when u get asked to help out a dwarf with puttin keptchup on his tray."
I loved that Universal.
Lazarus' last post was really funny too but I would like to believe that ProudGrandpa has grandchildren. But hey, maybe that's just my own grandadderly instincts taking over.
Nevermind. I don't think he has grandchildren.
The awkward moment when a girl is walking in front of you with a very noticeable brown stain on the backside of her pants. Should I tell her? No. It would be far too embarassing for her if it's actually a hershey stain.
Mr. Worthington, if you really are an old man, then you are quite the pervert if you are frequently looking at the young girls' darrieres.
dale worthington.. that moment spelled out akward for me.. all those things happened to me
i dont know y people are not seeing eye to eye with me on that
its not my fault they happen
ProudGrandpa, the girls are flattered when I check out their backsides. I have that pretty senior citizen swag. What can I say.
Universal, I feel ya. Some of the funniest moments of my life aren't even viewed as funny by a lot of people because they're so bizarre.
One moment that I will always treasure, though, was when I got called into the assistant principal's office in 7th grade. This was about 44 years ago if my math is accurate.
I was waiting in her office and the faculty lavatory was next door.
Let me tell you, folks...
...I could have sworn I was witnessing Hurrican Katrina in that toilet bowl.
Sounded EXACTLY like this:
THAT IS TERRIBLE!!!
Both ProudGrandpa and Dale Worthington are both really creepy to me. I know old people use the internet, but the best way to keep weirdos away from your grandchildren is maybe not to mention them. If you need to go on a basketball website to talk about your grandchildren, it is a very bad sign. Both of your "grand dadderly instincts" are failing.
Nincompoop. Puke. Rapscallion. Chesterfield. Davenport. Judas Priest.
Hope that gave you all a decent dose of old people speak.
I love my grandfather. I also love the fact that the only time he uses the internet is to either converse with us, read something his grandkids have written or watch a video of them doing comedy/announcing sports (brother/cousin). I doubt either of you have grandkids, and if you do I apologize. Still, using teenage colloquialism is even lame when you are a teenager.