That awkward moment when you get in the van and there’s no candy.
The awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and then end up walking in the same direction.
The awkward moment when someone comes up to you for a handshake and says "whats up" or "how you been?"...but you have no idea who they are.
The awkward moment when you realize you were too drunk to notice the number a girl gave you has too many numbers.
The awkward moment when your only choice is taking home a ugly girl or nothing...but you dont want to make that walk out the door together because everyone might look.
The awkward moment when your parents would let your friends in without warning you and you had dirty underwear all over your room
That awkward moment when your pants zipper is open and your talking to a hot girl, and they are laughing at you and you dont know why
That awkward moment when your eating a girl out and her parents walk in
That awkward moment when halfway telling a story no one is listening
that awkward moment when your realize its a man not a woman
that awkward moment when your bleeding and everyone is freaking out even though its no big deal to you
that awkward moment when you find your best friend in a &$#%#&@! movie
that awkward moment when the teacher tells you to pick your partners and your left all by yourself
that awkward moment when random people keep asking you for weed even you dont smoke and just extremely tired
that awkward moment when you realize thier is no popsicles in the old mans basement
that awkward moment when you post a comment, and no one ever comes bakc to the thread.
The akward moment moment when you are talking with your friends, and you call a teacher lazy, and the teacher is right behind you. (Thank goodness that was the last week!)
The akward moment when my team the Warriors, made great picks, then I realized that we have Jerry West.
The akward moment when you are forced to tag along with your 7 little cousins, and they are loud and embarresing as hell, and then you see people you know.
The akward moment when you are invited to dinner, and there is a dip of some sort, and you take like a whole bowl full, only to see that no one else takes more than a teaspoons worth.
that awkward moment when you dont drink the punch and everyone around you drops dead
that awkward moment your thinking about something funny and laughing out loud so hard at a funeral and everyone is staring at you
that awkward moment when one of your friends is drawing penises on your folder and you swear that his way of coming out of the closet
that awkward moment when a guy who was the biggest nerd a few years ago, pretends to act all tough and you cant help but laugh at him
that awkward moment when your doing the heimlich manuever to a really hot girl, and everyone thinks your trying to bang her
that awkward moment your plane is about to crash and you start talking sh!t about your best friend and the plane lands safely
that awkward moment when you have to call every girl you banged and tell them to get tested for aids
that awkward moment when you get to the counter and realize you dont have enough money
that awkward moment when you see that famous person living on the side of the street
that awkward moment when you have to break up with a girl who is extremely nice and extremely in love with you but you know she's not your type
that awkward moment when you find out all your friends &$#%#&@! your current girlfriend.
When at the BET awards they have a girl say "Award goes to Chris Brown ....."
"Wait No Rihanna...."
and Drake Walks up and accepts the award
the awkward moment when you go to the strip club wearing only sweatpants and no boxers so you can get your moneys worth on the lap dance but then cant walk around for a while
^ that happen to u ll lmaoo
That awkward moment when your pushing your niece's stroller and everyone's looking at you disappointed because they think its your kid
That awkward moment when a waitress drops a drink on your lap, and she tries to help by rubbing your leg and you get hard
that awkward moment when your reading awkward moments and are lol and everyones like WTF
that awkward moment when your teachers ring tone is "Put in your mouth"
that awkward moment when that chick on the computer who was sending you dirty messages is a guy haha happened to someone i know
that awkward moment when your in the movies with your girl and you try the hole in the popcorn trick, and your girl almost tears your d!ck off
That akward moment when you miss the money shot. (And I am not talking about basketball.)
The awkward moment when Jeff Van Gundy and Jon Barry would have any form of on-air exchange.
The awkward moment when Stuart Scott made a completely stupid joke about the Bobcats drafting Michael Jordan, than kept trying to explain it and than the entire room went silent.
The awkward moment when Jeff Van Gundy or Jay Bilas would be talking for about 5 minutes after the pick had yet to be announced and we had to sit there and wait for them to finally shut the hell up.
The awkward moment when David Stern says everything he needs to the crowd of people booing him with his eyes.
The awkward moment when Adam Silver gets on stage and the crowd starts telling him to take it off, and he almost does.
The awkward moment when Spike Lee had to try and justify the pick of Iman Shumpert with Chris Singleton still being on the board.
The awkward moment when the draft reached a point where I believe all four broad casters said, "What the hell are we doing here?"
The awkward moment when you realize you have no idea when the draft will be back on TNT, but you REALLY hope it is either soon, or that ESPN brings in Charles Barkley, Ernie Johnson and possibly even Kenny Smith for a one day contract.
The awkward moment when the commissioner/deputy commisioner announces a trade that everyone at or watching the draft already knows about.
The awkward moment where everyone at the draft can hear what is being said over the loud speakers. Hear that Jay Bilas? Josh Smith heard live when you said he had "the most potential of anyone drafted thus far to be a bust" in 2004.
The awkward moment where you actually miss Stephen A. Smith being there, just so we could have the sock puppet mocking him and eating cheese doodles. But, quite frankly, I wish the sock puppet interviewed the recently drafted players rather than Mark Jones.
The awkward moment when Stuart Scott made a completely stupid joke about the Bobcats drafting Michael Jordan, than kept trying to explain it and than the entire room went silent.
Thank you so much for hearing this too. I thought i was thr only one. I think that was the 1st time in my life that i knew millions of people had to be thinking the same thing as me because there was at the most 10 seconds of "moment of silence in honor of ______ death" levels of quietness...then he had to hurry and explain the joke...nobody even gave him a fake laugh/smirk.
That has got to be one of the most AWKWARD moments in ESPN history. ESPN is classic for making jokes about such and such a player helping a team out, and no one seems to kiss @ss more than Stuart. Yes, we get it, the best player in NBA history owns the Charlotte Bobcats. How is them wanting to draft him funny or relevant? Would they clone him to when he was actually the best basketball player in the world? If they wanted a 48 year old wing man, why wouldn't they draft Tanguy Ngombo? He and Bismack Biyombo would definitely make mini golf days more affordable with their senior discounts.
Hopefully, they will realize it is time to send Stuart to the glue factory as far as the draft is concerned. As a matter of fact, when Jay Bilas is the strength of your crew, in my mind there are MAJOR issues. Bilas can stay, the other 3 can watch it from home. I mean, heaven forbid we watch a draft without Stuart Scott, Jeff Van Gundy and Jon Barry. Ratings would rumble to All-Time lows! My theory is, they marketed the draft well, and they will get even better ratings if their commentators weren't awful. I am glad that no one faked laughed at some of there jokes, because they were not even fake funny.
well...as someone who couldnt come up with a Favors joke..i cant talk
That awkward moment when delonte west. lebron james, and gloria james are all on who's the daddy
that awkward moment when kwame brown and Stephen A smith are in the same cake store
that awkward moment when McChuChu'in cant come up with a joke
That awkward moment when you accidently like someone's status.
That awkward moment when you're playing pick-up basketball and a guy on the other team suddenly snaps at one of his teammates.
That awkward moment when you take a jumper and hold your form while smiling because you just KNOW it's gonna go in, only to watch it airball.
That awkward moment when you see two of the exact same water bottles and you don't know which one is yours.
That tragic moment when your team is down by three, and your team doesn't think you're a good three point shooter, but you know you are, so you take the three, it feels good, looks like its going in, you follow your rebound just in case, then the shot misses, and the other team wins. So mad. I spent 3 hours just shooting threes today.
Yup, coach just told me to focus on my inside game, and midrange J.
Translation-No more threes.
Hey don't sweat it man, You will hit it next time, the best players have a short term memory, meaning they believe that next shot is swishing through the net. Focus on the things your coach told you too, and continue working on your 3s, idk what position you play but nothing worse then guarding a player who can shoot 3s and drive to the basket. Best of Luck man!
Thanksfor the support man, I appreciate it. And by the way, I am a big man, which is why for the last four years, I have had coaches telling me no threes. A year ago, my three was money every single time, and the one coach that let me shoot them didn't regret it, I would generally take one or two open ones a game, and hit at least one per game. Then I got really busy with school, and I had to fast for a month, and I got out of shape and my lost my shooting. But Im working on regaining the touch, and getting stronger. Got a game in a couple days, I'm gonna focus on crashing the offensive boards, and get my respect back, cause I took some pretty bad shots last time.
That akward moment when Kwame Brown, Slava Medvendecko and Rahso Nesterovic all go clubbing together, and there they see Stephen A Smith, and they all stare at each other for around 5 minutes, before Stephen A walks away skaking his head muttering, "scrubs".
Somehow, Rasho Nesterovic doesn't seem like the "clubbing" type...
The awkward moment when you tell a joke and nobody laughs.
The awkward moment when you don't text an ugly girl back and she writes on your Facebook asking why you didn' text her back.
The awkward moment when she tells you she's got an STD... AFTERWARD.
The awkward moment after Lil B was punched and his friends didn't help him.
I think almost all of those^ have been on here already...and non are that funny.
That Awkward Moment when you're in Wal-mart and you see an Indian couple, the woman is wearing traditional Indian attire, and the dude is wearing a T-shirt that looks about like this:
That awkward moment when someone spells awkward wrong despite reading it a million times in this thread.
That awkward moment when you double check how you spelt awkward after reading this post.
That awkward moment when the players ask for the average pay to go from 5 to 7 million the night before the lock-out.
That awkward moment when there's a lock-out.
That awkward moment when you step in to even numbers for pick-up at the end of practice with the kids you coach and one of them blocks you.
@Proud Grandpa, fine, let's say they went on a picnic, and Stephen A Smith is riding a bike while eating a lolipop, and there they see each other.
When's the last time you saw a black man on a bike? Or eating a lollipop?
@Proud Grandpa, hey! I am Indian and that is definatly not true! We shop at Target, not Wall Mart! Get your facts straight!
The awkward moment when the guy who tries too hard to be funny and fails miserably, tries to judge other people's jokes.. SMH
That awkward moment
when you say the wrong answer to a question aloud in class confidently.
when you name a file “ghjk” and your computer says a file named “ghjk” already exists.
when you find out the kids not yours at his bday party
when James Earl Jones tells Samuel L. Jackson he’ll never be Morgan Freeman.
when Dora the Explorer discovers Google Maps.
When you log into NBADraft.net at a friends house and the add at the top is for a gay dating site.
when you think something is hilarious but nobody else seems to know what you’re talking about
when you’ve been saying “human bean” for 16 years instead of “human being”
when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.
When you create a thread and try to keep it alive but know darn well you are out of ideas....
That awkward moment when your so drunk you piss in the sink because you think its the toilet
that awkward moment when you type penis as your password and it says error not long enough
that awkward moment when your girlfriend goes missing 30 min. after she left your house
that awkward moment when your gf gives you a bj and chokes on your &$#%#&@!z
that awkward moment when you don't remember having sex, but realize you're not a virgin
That awkward moment when its silent in class and some stupid kid yells , "WHYD IT GET SO QUIET?"
that awkward when you are kissing grandma and she slips you the tongue
the awkward moment when you catch me porking your mother
That awkward moment when you step into your closet and you don't go to Narnia
That awkward moment when you tell her to make you a sandwich and she says no
That awkward moment where your rubbing something off the front of your pants, only to realize that a lot of people are staring at you as your rub your crotch furiously.
That awkward moment when Bruno Mars says that he will die in various excruciating ways for you
That awkward moment when Hitler looks at his gas bill
The awkward moment when two pedophiles talk to eachother on facebook pretending to be kids and agree to meet up somewhere
That awkward moment when you say your mom and the person takes it seriously.
^ ^ ^ I had to chuckle at the Bruno Mars one (hate that dude's music so much), and the Narnia one. Well done sir.
@Scottoant, that was really good, but I didn't get the Hitler one?
That awkward moment when based god comes out of the closet
that awkward moment when your in a store and there is a 5 year old screaming and cursing at he parents and you know if you pulled that stunt you would get your a$$ kicked
that awkward moment when you little kids with those shoes that have roller blades, and you just trip them and walk off like you didn't do anything
that awkward moment when your ex is screwing another guy and says your name as she's comin... winning
that awkward moment when someone pees in the pool and the water turns blue
that awkward moment when you predict the world is gonna end so you spend all your life savings only
that awkward moment when someone calls for you and you pretend to be someone else
that awkward moment when your waiting for mcbased to change the topic of this thread because you ran of awkward moments for time being
Hitler used gas chambers to kill a massive amount of jews... in according to the joke he would be pissed because its extremely high
Thanks man, I just took Modern World this Spring, and learned all about that, I should have gotton that one.
That awkward moment when you watch a horror movie in the daytime and its not even that scary...but when you wake up and have to use the bathroom at 3 A.M. you have to turn on every light on the way there and back.
That awkward moment when you cant sleep and get on NBADraft.net and see you are the only one online and feel kind of lonely.
That awkward moment when you show up to a pool party knowing that you cant swim.
that awkward moment where you're caught masterbating by your mom
That awkward moment when you have been reading an awkard moment thread for over 30 minutes and you just now realize its not "the awkward moment"
That awkward moment someone tells a fat joke and then everybody looks at the chubby kid saying"Dont worry man your not fat "
That awkward moment you get a boner infront of your girlfriend to get stuff going ,but she simply laughs at it
That awkward moment your sexting your girlfriend and a family members ask to borrow your phone
That awkward moment when a douche bag (that thinks your really cool) messages you on facebook saying "saying we need to hang out soon"
That awkward moment your dad trys to act gangster to be funny when its not funny at all
That awkward moment you play a pickup game against these 40 year old "X" players that think there good and you just absolutey destroy them without even trying and your just 15
That awkward moment you play a pick up game and tell your teammates your wet then for some reason that one day you cant hit any shots
That awkward moment you think you told the funniest joke ever because your friend is laughing ridiculously hard then you realize he didnt hear a word you said and he is just laughing at something that happened to behind you
That awkward moment you see a commercial and think Wow that looks like a great movie then your friend says "that movie looks so gay dont you think"?
Suprised i havent heard this one but That awkward moment you walk into the girls bathroom
That awkward moment that little 5'4 kid that has never touched a basketball before ask you if you think he will make the basketball team because your like his hero but you dont wanna hurt his feeling
That awkward moment your on your Iphone while your poorfriend(that parents just lost therejobs) looks at you with sadness
That awkward moment you make 3 post in a row that could have been put into one and now yout making a 4th ...
that awkward moment when your trying to open your door for 30 minutes using your keys only to find out it was already unlocked
that awkward moment when your driving and you stall out in the middle of the road and everyone is honking at you
that awkward moment when you walk in on a girl you know when she's getting undressed and the whole entire day you can't talk to her without babblin.
that awkward moment when you have a headache and one of your friends gives you a pill saying you will feel better and you start trippin
that awkward moment when you friend asks you to pee in a bag so he can pass his drug test
that awkward moment when everyone is suprised that amy whinehouse od and died
that awkward moment when someone who you hated asks you to be a friend on facebook
that awkward moment when you realize you really don't fit in with the crowd you hangout with
that awkward moment when someone asks you a thousand questions so they can find out something when they could simply just ask what they want to know and you would glady answer them
that awkward moment your peeing and the guy next to you won't stop staring at your dick
that awkward moment your pissed so you storm out the room, slaming the door hard as hell only to come back because you forgot something
that awkward moment when your at store and you start speaking a different language to your family and everyone in the store starts staring ar you
That awkward moment when Jonathan Givony had to read his essay on photosynthesis in front of the class.
that awkward moment when theres a horrible smell in the room and your paranoid its you even though its not
that awkward moment when your sitting next to a kid who is sleeping and he is drooling all over the desk
that awkward moment when your over a friends house and you find a &$#%#&@! in his parents bedroom
that awkward moment when a ugly fat chick is wearing shorts with the word cute written on her A$$
that awkward moment when you sleep with a girl and the next day you find out that it's the bosses' daughter
that awkward moment when craig sager doesn't dress like a douche
that awkward moment when Jonathan Givony is a complete fruitcake
that awkward when you have a party and no one shows up
that awkward moment when your taking a dump and it smells so bad you wanna throw up
That akward moment when you think your grandpa is staring at you, so you stare back, but he is actually doing neck excercises.