That awkward moment when...
That awkward moment when you're taking the ACT and the writing prompt is about whether you think fast food restaurants should be required to post nutritional information in their stores to encourage healthy food choices...
...and you're sitting right behind a girl who weighs well over 350lbs.
I remember the ACT test, they made us take it in 8th grade for some reason, it was useless then though, we had just started looking at High Schools and they were asking us questions about colleges.
They made us take the Cashee test, the High School exit exam, it was so easy, they recomended that we take 4 hours to do the whole thing, by the end of the first hour the WHOLE CLASS was finished, lol.
But they gave us a writing prompt, and it was to imagine that you're history class was given the opportunity to bring in any person to visit your class, and you have to write a letter to your principal about who you want to visit, so some kids wrote about Obama, some wrote about Hitler, others wrote about Hitler, lol, I obviously wrote about Gandhi, and one of my Friends wrote about Jeremy Lin, lol, and this was on Tuesday.
That awkward moment when you're going up the stairs to basketball class(in place of PE) and you see the coach that cut you, and he says Hi, and you sort of blank, and sort of go blind and awkwardly put you're hand out and the coach awkwardly shakes it. It's even worse when you miss a wide open layup and he's watching.
That awkward moment when a drunk girl starts making out with you without a moment's notice.
That awkward moment when you wake up with one shoe and no student i.d.
That awkward moment when you think a hot girl just touched your a$$, only to turn around and find out that it was an ugly girl.
That awkward moment when you quit an intramural team, and you cross eyes with your former teammates.
That awkward moment when a girl that you like almost catches you watching &$#%#&@!.
That awkward moment when an Ebay auction is about to end, and everyone bids at the exact same time, causing mass chaos.
That awkward moment when your professor asks you why you haven't been attending class, and you can't think of an excuse.
That awkward moment when your roommate catches you using his paper plates.
That Awkward Moment When you get a Facebook friend request from a complete stranger named Joshua Griggs. And his profile picture is this:
NOT EVEN JOKING. I can do a screenshot if you don't believe me (you'd have to tell me how though) but this did actually happen to me.
I didn't accept it.
That Awkward Moment When Aamir follows the family tradtion of becoming a doctor and, 30 years from now, he ends up as my doctor and I'm in his office for an appointment and we're talking about sports, then the NBA, then NBADraf.net, and, just when Aamir is giving me a testicular examination, I realize that aamir543 is holding my balls and Aamir realizes that he is holding ProudGrandpa's balls and he slowly removes his hand and I back up and out of his office and we simultaneously yell "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."
^Close, but an Indian father's dream is for his son to become an engineer(but doctor is very high up on the list). I don't know what I want to do yet. I'm interested in law, and policy making, but obviously my first choice would be to do somthing involved with sports, particularly being a sports writer, although my parents wuold cringe if I told tehm I was going to major in english or broadcasting, lol. But if I could major in Buisness or law, and still keep my sports writing career alive, that would be great.
When you pour yourself a big bowl of cereal and realize you have no milk........
Make a bowl of oatmeal and realize you have no butter or sugar lol
Make some Kool-Aid and have no Sugar
Go to play basketball and have no shorts.........
Lol
When you fall asleep in class and when you wake up everyone is looking at you.
When the teacher asks everyone outloud one by one do you have your homework, he gets to you and you don't have it.
When everyone in class is reading along in a book and you don't have one lmaoooooo
That awkward moment when you're on Facebook and you look at your little stalker box and it says "So-and-so answered "Misty" to "Who would Ash lose his virginity to?""
That awkward moment when it takes you a month to realize that a brother and a sister you met are twins
That awkward moment when you tell people you can;t afford to go to prom because you're saving up for journalism camp.
When you turn right onto a 2 lane street and you see a funeral procession coming right at you on the left side of the f****** road and the cop waves like "back up!" and I'm like WTF, cops?!
That awkward moment when you have a vocab quiz in Sat prep class that you studied your a$$ off for and you breeze through the 20 questions, and turn in your test, and then 5 minutes later realize there was a back side, get your test back, but only get through 32 questions, but then when the lady comes in an hour later to tell us who failed, you aren't one of them meaning that of the questions you answered, you got every single one right. #clutcher than Proud Grandpa's bladder
That awkward moment when you get negged for posting Jeremy Lin analysis on a Jeremy Lin thread.