BREAKING NEWS MCDUNKIN HAS OVER 10,000 POINTS
Dear Forum members,
I am extremely honored to have reached this level of points and to accept the responsibilities that your thumbs up have entitled me to. I am boundlessly grateful to the votes of the members who thus empowered me to make the daily life of a NBADraft.net forum user better, and I can hardly hide my tears of joy. I guess I'll have to wait at least until the end of the inauguration ceremony.
I love you all, especially DanEboy
Nah, just kidding McDunkin. You're the ultimate mix of copying articles so we don't have to google them, posting gifs/pictures/videos, and stabilizing the tension when forums get heated between users. You deserve those points (maybe not the Lil B ones though)
I would have 10,000 points too, but I donated a great deal to help the victims of the Japanese earthquake and the Great Point Scandal of 2010. I also used my points to write a book that would help everybody. McDesperate has actually applied for point welfare, taking advantage of Mollom's system, and was infamously caught at a Mexican airport attempting to smuggle roughly 3,500 counterfeit points in his rectum.
DanEboy and I -- both highly-respected members of the NBADraft.net Senate -- have been discussing a new law, that would require all users with more than 10,000 points to take on more responsibility by dancing naked on the front page for 22 hours a day, in the hopes they would attract more female users and eventually double the total traffic on the site. We already have the support of one very important moderator on the site, who has been pitching similar ideas to Aran repeatedly over the last few years.
"Is having McDunkin dance naked on the front page for 22 hours really gonna attract more female users?
I have my doubts."
This is exactly why you aren't on the Senate and we haven't given you the location of the rest stop where we conduct all our meetings.
Sorry NoMoney...I don't want to be apart of your senate regardless. Politicians are all corrupt and if you aint corrupt when you go in, your corrupt by the time you go out.
Judging by your photo, Im gonna say you became corrupt by about the time you got that first patch of peach fuzz across your upper lip.
I'll direct the commercial.
Fade In
Location: Poolside
McJelly doing stretches in front of his mother and her friends. He pulls up his speedo, looks over his left shoulder into the camera and says...
McBabyOil - "My bun needs an oven."
Then he flips his hair over and giggles playfully.
He completely turns around and removes the floaties on his arm. Then it gets kinky.
Bugger is a slang word used in the vernacular British English, Irish English, Australian English, Canadian English, New Zealand English, South African English, Indian English, and occasionally also in Malaysian English, and rarely American English. It is derived from Anglo-Norman bougre, which has also given the term buggery, a term originally used to describe either anal intercourse by a man with a man or woman,[1] or sexual intercourse by either a man or a woman with an animal.[2] Today, the term is a general-purpose expletive, used to imply dissatisfaction, or used to describe someone or something whose behaviour is in some way displeasing, though in general Canadian, Australian, and New Zealand English the expletive force has largely disappeared; the word there now has a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality.
He's been on my Revenge List since denouncing the Almighty Hypnotoad. I tied him up, covered him in a BoyScout scent and threw him in John Bryant's lair. He was only able to survive because John swallowed him whole. He befriended DNYCE and cyclo who were also still alive in Bryant's gut, and they all became very intimate with each other four months in when John finally excreted them into Mexico's water supply.
Then they had a Homeward Bound type of journey as they made their way back into the country and eventually onto the site again.
I don't mean to take credit for this thread, but if it wasn't for my realization of McDunkin's milestone a thread never would have been made nor would these hilarious posts have materialized. In essence, I am just asking for one thing, POINTS!!!!! I know it's not nice to ask, but like a player overperforming on an expiring contract is what I am right now in terms of a draft.net user. I love everyone.
Congrats McDunkin everyone at NBAdraft.net is proud of you, except DanEboy.