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Draft.net rap!

Using BasketballGuru and ProudGrandpa's posts as inspiration!

If I use your name in a negative way, don't take it the wrong way, it's all fun and games!

Spitting some fire on Draft.net

Ima name-drop everyone I don't forget

First it's McDunkin, tryna get some points

Up comes MDymes, rollin up some joints

Then we get Indiana, droppin some knowledge

Aamir's posts that nobody acknowledge(s)

Switching off to MikeyV

His posts are longer than an XL Long-T

ProudGramps, we all know he's an Indian-lover

He's all over Aamir, like a mattress cover

RUDEBOY used to talk in caps

So you know I wasn't reading his crap

Nobody believes JNixon's scouting report

That ish is too complicated, abstract art

llperez talking L.A. ball

Overhypes Cali players til they disappear, AWOL

nomoney talking Earl Watson

defends his favorite player, sounding like Antoine Dodson

DanEboy, the biggest Bulls fan

How you make so many excuses why they lose to the Heat man?

Scottoant, just stop with your jokes, they're just childish

But I give you credit on your basketball, you know your ball 'ish'

I swear, this should be the Draft.net theme song

I dont want points, I'm not a McDunkin rip-off.. ahem.. I May Be Wrong

Remember this is all good and fun! Don't take it serious.

Don't leave me hanging either, someone reply!


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"Damn TONGUE, you cut me deep

"Damn TONGUE, you cut me deep with that last line

Your rap skills are as important as a draft combine

When it comes to rapping you're Yi JianLian

I'd go super saiyian if you weren't such a peon

So stick your posts and put your tongue back where it belong

hop off my nuts like Aamir on Jeremy Lin's shlong"

.......

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All LOVE though bro :)

All LOVE though bro :)

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imma give this a try

TOL23 talking about stealing people's style

while i havent seen an orginal comment come from him in a while

ProudGrampa went from a troll to thinking hes sick

when in actuality hes just ridin other user's d!ck

Mcdunkin making multiple accounts to give himself thumbs up

but when it comes to favors joke he hiccups

Aamir getting excited over some cheap deals

while trying to be the basketball ghandi beggin for a meal

I May Be Wrong Trying to be NBADRAFT.NET next prodigy

but his chances are as real as scientology

Basketball Guru man thats dudes so shallow

and you can't spit b!tch so you obviously must swallow

Hope no one got offended(except for you Guru) and this pretty cool

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Hahahahaha awesome! I

Hahahahaha awesome! I thought I would look stupid and nobody would reply!

I May Be Wrong, dropped some nice lines I'll give him that

But when have you seen someone with 5,000+ points without droppin a basketball fact?

And as for Scottoant, your rhymes are kinda sketchy

But what can you expect from NBADraft.net's John Amaechi?

McDunkin, I know you've read this, why you hiding?

I heard you starred on Brokeback Mtn, are you horseback riding?

And everyone else reading these rhymes

Comment down below, and leave us your lines

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rap

But the site's most famous trolls

We cannot ignore

They give us just as many chuckles

As certain (*cough* McDunkin) points whores

We all know of JLV

That guy's such a &$#%#&@!

And then there's tli

Everybody's favorite douche bag

McBasketball Guru

Gave us "The Bulls Must Rebuild"

Got him over one hundred negs

But he could never fill

The place of one man

The site's G.O.A.T. troll

The bible verses he would quote

The messed up trades he would roll

"Lakers gotta trade Andrew Bynum!"

"You Edomite clowns!"

Yeah, life's so much duller

now that DNYCE is not around...

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I actually liked Scottoants rhymes more

Like nobody ever tells PattyMills to STFU,

there are so many stories from the Late night crew,

they tight like a pair of ProudGrandpa suspenders,

still have a battle going on with the posse called the Revengers,

led by McGambino, the head capo regime,

who gladly let I MAY BE WRONG join onto his team,

seems like we have a bunch of McUrkel clones,

still no one with the rep as big as the man OrangeJuiceJones,

just passed in point total by Mr. Y2G,

will never let you get away with dissing on Dragon Ball Z,

Nbanflguy tried to spirit bomb thedon,

to bad the king is here, self +1 yourself ya pawn

at least he admits it, first of quite countless statistics,

llperez's ID made look down with the Stylistics,

Could keep going on for days, you've all seen my posts,

people questioning my theories, when they wrong their all ghosts,

You know I'm up for battle, always standing at the end,

never call me DalenQualls, cause you know I'm not pretend,

thought that I would sit this out, maybe even be defiant?

Well, my reps bigger on this board than my man John Bryant!

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To tol23

First you call me childish now your calling me secretly gay

I really not understanding this role that you play

Insulting people with no constructive crticism

Making yourself feel better by filling your egoism

Thinking your rap skills are so nice

Not realizing you basically said the samething about i may be wrong twice

But i respect you for making and continuing this thread

But why is everyone else scared to comment as if they will get shot in the head

Seriously though why doesnt anyone else comment on this its so easy an italian with corny jokes do it

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MikeyV wins. Holy &$#%#&@!

MikeyV wins. Holy &$#%#&@! that was amazing.

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Need some Mayo so I go to the

Need some Mayo so I go to the store

Cyclo buying yogurt he wants some more

In comes Gramps

He has a bad cramp

Crawling and kneeling

He calls it Tebowing

Leroy took another math test

Fractions Deciamal, not at his best

In I go to the Basement of Tli123

There I See Stephon Marburee(Marbury)

Jeremy Lin is Bay Area's Finest

Tol home sick cause he has a Sinus

Now let's end this with a tip

Cause it's obvious none of us can rap for Shiit.

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Why does everyone have to

Why does everyone have to hate on the M.C.D.?

Is it because a Favors joke aint as easy as 123?

Yall call me a point whore but I dont care anymore

because when you log in, i have 20 more points than before

and you know me in the lead makes DanEboy sore

Sorer than when he pees after going to Jerseys shore

Yall swear I have other accounts, and thats a lie

I just got gif posting skills and thats my allaby

Imma keep this sh%t short #NoMikeyV

and shout out to TOL with his toungue out like 23

he says im hiding but in RDR hes scared to see me

and then theres that old dirty man aka ProudG

dude went from being 75 to 17

that sh*ts more Curious than the Case of Benjamin B

but i gotta go because im watching tv

Teen Mom 2...oh S$&T..i mean UFC

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^That, my friends is the best

^That, my friends is the best rap in NBAdraft.net history.

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WARNING: I apologize in

WARNING: I apologize in advance, I do not actually mean the following. Do NOT take this personal, I just tried to rhyme.This is my attempt at a rap diss.

I'm not a big rapper, but I'll try my hand at this,

Can’t get any worse than an aamir vs. LeRoy diss,

McDunkin will be first because he’s number one,

Loses a few points and he’ll pull out someones gun,

That’s kinda sad but not as bad as Magickknick,

Got PG’s girl Andrea riding on his d!ck,

Just got out of his thread about a sexual predator,

Thanks to M-Dymes I got a job as an editor,

Who’s up next? How bout NoMoney,

2009 was the last time you were funny,

Onto a MikeyV novel, putting me to sleep,

I’m like Christian though, he’s my #1 peep,

It’s getting hard to rhyme and this isn’t my thing,

I’m not kanyedabest, I’ve got nothing left to bring,

This is the last one, this will be the end,

EuropeanBaller, do you comprehend?

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Constructing the game Imma

Constructing the game Imma bring a shovel

Take u rappers in the back

Bury ya 666 feet deep get &$#%#&@!ed by the devil

Let u taste the heat of underground rebels

Call me DYMES cuz I pack one more than an Eagle

Philly in house im talkin 215

Ballin 16th n Susquehanna since I was 9

Iversons on my feet

Arm sleeve keepin the shooting hand sheathed

Jumpers legit like felons on the street

Ball like a family, guess thats why Im reppin J-Will

If assisting is scoring, I get ya in the hall 4 passing me a deal

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Yo, yo, check it....check

Yo, yo, check it....check it...

Umm...I'm out, I can't do this.

My pee burns too.

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DanEboy pee straight

DanEboy pee straight nasty

his dick got mo dimes than Steve Nashty

playin pick n roll with hunnies @ the bar

Beno took one look at his dong said this &$#%#&@! belongs in a jar

locked and detained from society like Mr. Sandusky

amazin how he gets more action like Rick James but is twice as funky

guess that why hes a supa...supa freak

bringing hoes of the pine like his dick was 6th man of the week

check it 6th man of the year on lock if that aint clear

the tip got more red than Rudolf the Reindeer

If Pam sucked on it, she'd down a fifth of Everclear

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Again, do not take any of

Again, do not take any of this personal. We're just having fun guys!

Some of these bars are nice but some of em are lame

It's worse than seeing Telfair in the NBA

Scottoant tryna diss, but I ain't even buying it

Homeboy wanna step to me? Shouldnt even be trying it

Yours rhymes are soft dude, and by the way are corny

You remind me of a child watching Barney

I May Be Wrong, what happened why'd you stop

I guess he had to go back to work at his beauty shop

Aamir still on this page, tryna get some drop some content

But it must be hard to rap with that nasty ass accent

I'm surprised MikeyV stepped in with a short verse

Guess it shows even nerds can rap, how diverse

I'm all around bars like I'm trapped in a prison

But yo check it, I'm the rap God.. and I have risen.

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Jesus Rose

Looks like TOL23 still has based fever,

leaving out McBased, to busy pulling his lever?

I'm about to make you a true believer,

if a girl paid you attention, you would never leave her,

you rose, my lyrics beat your body back to life,

you froze, asking the girl saying "hi" to be your wife,

Corny? Damn man they should call you Nebraska,

People say your birthdays a natural disaster,

well, let me get back to the program, indeed it's all good,

calling me a nerd is funny, when you make me look hood,

couldn't be constructive if you were wearing a hard hat,

must have hurt when that "Barney" line fell flat,

onto a rock dropped off a Rockies cliff,

calling M-DYMES, to see where city of Rocky spliff,

now I don't want to here crying, "Damn Mikey this ain't beef!"

what season is this? Oh, the season of your Summr teeth,

after you done reading this you better see a dentist,

I Paid the cost to be the boss, you're fired, the Apprentice!

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TOL23 there you go again

TOL23 there you go again spittin the same sh!t twice

so let me sit you down and give some advice

You call yourself the Rap God but you lack originality

not even able to make a proper diss against me is like a rap brutality

I've revealed some much info about myself this shouldnt even be a stand-off

you have so much potential but it looks like your pulling an Anthony Randolph

Its sort of sad since you've said it yourself im so corny and i shouldn't be trying

but after reading your comebacks i find myself sighing

If thats gonna be your best comeback maybe you should admit defeat

Because your ryhmes are so thin i should call you Hasheem Thabeet

Underachieving when you get to the big stage, riding the bench

Keep sitting there while smelling mikeyv and my sweat stench

So let me see another rhyme about me being corny and such

and remember its reaching the 4th so dont be like lebron and choke in the clutch

hahahahaha damnn mikeyV is killing these rhymes him and Mdymes have to be the best ones

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we should start a rap group

we should start a rap group

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^Can I be the token Indian

^Can I be the token Indian guy looking up Nikola Pekovic stats on his iphone in the backround?

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Aamir

No.

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What about LaMichael

^What about LaMichael James stats..........

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Aamir

That's more like it. Plus you need to wear a fake fu manchu moustache. At the same time, you must put Rogaine on your upper lip so you can grow a real one. Than, you're in.

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^I've had a mustache sine I

^I've had a mustache sine I was 11. I'm 15 and my beard grows back in less than 2 days. It's a skill.

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Scottoant, you can't rap, get

Scottoant, you can't rap, get back to your lame drawings

Because on this cypher, you're gettin fkd harder than Kobe's mistress, Colorado Springs

And MikeyV, you talk a lot about women like you've ever gotten kitty

Which is ironic because last time you got boobs, you were sucking Aamir's titty

Hey Scottoant, maybe you should take some rap lessons

Because every bar you drop, my IQ just lessens

Speaking of droppings bars, Scott, you seem to do it on purpose

You dream about dropping soap in prison so much, you get excited when you read habeas corpus

But hey, whatever you like, is up to you

Sh!t, it's your choice if you like Terry Crews calling you his boo

And MikeyV, what happened to your professional look

Last time you acted this hard was when you got your viriginity took

Must have been tough for McDunkin to turn you out

You two seem closer than the pope and a boy scout

You know old-school rap so pick your look

Be this cypher dude, or the nerd holding his reading book

These bars, it seems, got you halfway shook

We listen to similar music so you know, pick your personality, because there's no such thing as a half-way crook

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This one goes out to my boy

This one goes out to my boy with no flavor

The dude who couldn’t come up with a joke for Derek Favors

Jersey came to me, even though he tried to save her

Now he walkin’ around singing, ‘Noooo woooman, no cry’

Like he’s Bob Marley and the Wailers

Still in love, got her picture as his screensaver

Don’t worry dawg, when I’m done you can pick her up off waivers

(Crowd-DAAAAAAmn!!!)

She needs a man, someone she can savor

Not some youngin’ who hasn’t yet started using a shaver

She likes ‘em big and loaded like 36 chambers

Said being with you was like suckin’ on a cherry life saver

It’s not my fault I gave her the vapors

Just chalk it up to one of many of your life’s failures

(drops mic)

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This

This is getting good...

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Well well well look at who it

Well well well look at who it finally be

Daney B and of course he's talking about his new Jersey

But I couldnt care less about the ho, im not MTV

i was done after the first season, You're still trying to get to 3

I dont even try and I have her leaking oil like BP

Do us all a Favors and quit joking

You're the only one that runs in that building....even though we all know its smoking

Of her Waffles I maybe be a fan, but when it comes to that pie its all Wale ("No Hands")

I rather be interviewed on Letterman, with that lame laugh track

Than need a lifetime prescription of Valtrex

You talk so much Bull-sh*t that we should call you D-Rose

or maybe Superman with the way you try to save that hoe

Now this second flow, I admit...it isnt as good my first

Hell this whole thread has been live, and this rhyme should be in a hurst

But like your motto about busting on Jerseys chest

...McFirst is worst....22nd is the best

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Nuts, nothing rhymes with

Nuts, nothing rhymes with omphalos.

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TOL, want some more I see?

Calling me out talking about McDunk and Aamir,

basically sticking to "you're a punk and a queer",

I'm the Don, I know exactly what I'm doing here,

the reason you hide in the closet is mostly out of fear,

got bucked, none of your bars have ever been on my level,

get phucked, DYMES says my rap lines is the Devil,

talk about ladies, treating Draft.net like a fort,

"No Girls Allowed, I'd have a hard time talkin sport!"

act like you talk basketball, instead of just talkin' trash,

you don't take charge, you flop, you're Vlade Divac,

stick to the prison lines, that's original, FAIL!

you talk crime, first one to hit the showers in jail,

rapping about me reading, functional illiterate,

never knew there were bad schools for kids talkin' $hit,

now you're saying that nothing rhymes with omphalos? (om-fa-luhs),

Well, I just killed the Queen, another one bites the dust!

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omphalos

Why you gotta act like nothing rhymes with omphalos

Where's your freestyle? You don't gotta keep up with us, just follow

I see McDunkin still hitting up Jersey, tryna give her his d-hallow

But at the same time, his homeboy, DanE is tellin her to swallow

Hey, I'm getting at her too, she's blowing me up, Apollo

She been with more dudes than the city of Sau Paulo

McDunkin and his lack of Favors jokes, it's funny

Last time Jersey did a favor for me, she thought my d!ck was honey

Sh!t, she's cheating on you so much, I call her Pete Rose

I was doing her when you got home one day, I left without my clothes

And that just shows why you shouldn't propose

I think I'll stop there, I don't wanna overexpose

You trying to make a hoe into a house-wife was controversial

Especially when she advertises herself as "quick-and-easy", infomercial.

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Goku wasn't with me shooting

Goku wasn't with me shooting kamehamehas in the gym

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TOL23

That last one was your best yet. Though I made sure to look up "omphalos" to see if you could actually rhyme with it. It is difficult phonetically, but the end is pronounced "luhs" kind of like "luss". So I would say, "just follow us" instead of "just follow" to rhyme with it. Nonetheless, I will TRY to stop picking on you, lol.

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Favors jokes and Jersey....If

Favors jokes and Jersey....If these evils never came into my life....I could run this joint

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Tol23 sounds like the guy protrayed in this song

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Aamir keep talkin like his

Aamir keep talkin like his &$#%#&@! straight curry

ill bring some heat to the craft, &$#%#&@! keep stirring

I have yall doin more cookin than Lil B on Thanksgiving

Beno smells the beef, bet he gonna be masturbaiting

cuz i got every ingredient u can find on the shelves Rudeboy

take ur girl milk er clean, toss deez nutz in, call it a McFlurry

pimpin cuz im sellin it out the truck for cheap

investment

making funds by making fiends even if u saying "butigotnomoney"

call me MikeyV, im a Don wit this rap &$#%#&@!, it aint funny

im a gif, cuz even if i was framed, i be making moves for ya mommy

ya hear me LeBron, its me n Delonte chillin

9 pitchers deep cuz we just straight thugging

the box cutter went click click

i may be wrong but plaxico must be in the buildin

or Isaiah takin it 2 the head

scout told him take Dalen Qualls

but that the only way he gonna see the ceiling

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THis is good

MIkeyV can actually rap. Who knew. McdUNkin is kind of hit or miss, but genereally pretty good. Aamir is awful and forces it. yupyup's was solid. M-DYMES doesn't rhyme very well, but it is very "gangsta". ScottoAnt and TOL23 are ok. I'm ok. DAnEBOy isnt very good.

My rankings:

1. MIkeyV

2. McDunkin

3. ScottoANt

4. Me

5. Yupyup

6. TOL23

7. M-DYMES

8. DanEBoy

9. McBasketball GUru

Best of the Rest: Aamir

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HAhahahaha this my last one

Tol23 says everytime he reads my rhymes it lowers his iq, hard to see

Considering you would be brain dead with IQ of Javale Mcgee

I know my rhymes are trash, but did your momma say your skills are good

sitting behind a computer screen pretending to be hood

Still talking about me being a b!tch and questioning my sexuality

I think your getting too into this game and questioning your own reality?

I dont know what your tripping over i never said anything negative

i guess thats what happens when you try to act hard and your just sensitive

Your disses against me are as weak as brandon roys knee joint

still lacking any real purpose or orginality, further proving my point

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Ok ScottoAnt

You just got moved down to fifth

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^^^haha thanks Gramps it

^^^haha thanks Gramps it doesnt matter to me, im not a rapper and never will claim to be, so i could be last and it wouldnt make a difference lol Im just trying to keep this going and see other peoples responses

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yeah

I mean, really, none of us can rap that well consistently

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Lie to my face/ spray me with

Lie to my face/
spray me with mace/
it dont matter popos ill dismember ur race/
expose your corruption and lust of destruction/
We all kno half yall puppets without real function/
peacemakers who carry heat/
with warrants to kill innocent niggas in the street/
n u wonder why we hate on ur practice?/
what the &$#%#&@! do u do with my money from taxes!/
&$#%#&@! all you crackheads/
cleaning the streets?/
yall must be shermin/

Whitney Houston chillin wit Bobby Brown's peeps/
n until u clean up ur act/
there's no reason I'll respect ur claim to protect/
a nightstick aint a santion for assault/
take a swing n ill turn ur brain into a malt/
rip off ur badge turn it inside out/
pin it back in ur eye to show what authority is about

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Consider this the

Consider this the commencement of war/
a slaughter of men who fought for power amongst the poor/
political crimes should result in a court-martial try/
they abuse their rights and abolish our sight/
turning a wise man blind to the logic of a fight/
against these egotistical entourages of masonic figureheads/
douche bags dressed up as heroes amongst civil men/
should i trust anyone of them/nah, to hell wit these Reps n Dems/
Im an independent who can think for himself, no pretense/
I pray for a society that no longer views mortal men as paladins/
&$#%#&@! a sin, id rather reach for a pen/
let my thoughts flow out, n act like a leech on ur brain/
suck out and digest any false beliefs, let em come to a cease/
cuz I was once under the spell of America's hell/
a psychological trance where u believe in the Bill/
&$#%#&@! it I'll take that &$#%#&@! back to Capital Hill/
forge a signature and a vatican seal/
and feel no remorse for the course of events that I coerece/
cuz my mind is a stronger army than that of a Navy comprised of Nazis/
come try n stop me/
im willing to die for my &$#%#&@! n come back a freed zombie

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M-DYMES

I dunno, sir. I trust the police!

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DYMES

Did you not post that first one before. If you were going to say "clean the streets? y'all must be shermin", you should pronounce it like "Charmin" (the toilet paper, indicating they are also full of doo-doo). You not make the swears visible is almost like listening to bleeped out rap. To bad you did not go to the "Mikey V middle school ways of finding out how to send your friends swears on school e-mail". Plus, you really dropping n-bizzle's?

Nonetheless, Grampa, thank you for the compliment. I used to make raps in middle school that people really liked, though not much since than other than the occasional written flow and kicking stuff with my friends who wanted to get into it. My favorite MC's are Biggie and KRS-One, my favorite group in Gang Starr. Anything DJ Premier touches is gold to me, along with Pete Rock and Dilla (was going to contribute to rSharpe's Dilla/Nujabes tribute post, but had too much).

I am glad they had this battle rap thread and thank TOL for creating it, because it led to some fun posts. DYMES, I hear the Vinnie Paz anger in your words, but they are the kind of things that probably sound better than they look written, no offense. Still would love to hear your stuff if you record it.

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Sherm is a coke dipped

Sherm is a coke dipped cigarette. It makes sense...charmin would be interesting wordplay though.

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Yes I have dropped n-bizzles

Yes I have dropped n-bizzles in real life cyphers as well. Its been fine. Theres a difference today between nigg(A) n the other. I get called nigg(a) constantly by friends who are black. No biggie. Hell I wouldnt care if someone even called me a honkey or cracker. A v. ER are 2 completely different words...99% of people will agree regardless of color.

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We need a real hard gangsta

We need a real hard gangsta name for our group. Like Boys 2 Men had.

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The &$#%#&@! tha police rhyme

The &$#%#&@! tha police rhyme is in response to my dealings with them during the G-20 riots in Pittsburgh. Unreal. I lost a ton of respect for many men in uniform. Plus I've seen how they treat some people and it is completely unjustifiable.

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"Mikey V middle school ways

"Mikey V middle school ways of finding out how to send your friends swears on school e-mail"

How can I apply and will I get scholarship money?

*Boyz 2 Men consequently developed into Jerry Sandusky's music by choice.

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