Today we celebrate my dog (Mr. Scruffles) Birthday!
Dont ask why his eyes are red....he has a prescription
There is like a 80% chance that dog is stoned as hell.
There is a 90% chance that you'll be cleaning up dog poo off the carpet if he eats that cake.
And there is a 99% chance this is THE BEST TOPIC EVER!!!!!!
mcdunkin'.... i think "ur" dog has human eyes.... and yes dwat is right, there will be doggy doo doo all over the place if he eats it... which i think he already did...