[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

There’s this girl at my school who gives me a erection daily, but she don’t even know i exist.  How do I get her to know who I am and fall in love with me so she can fulfill all my sick fantasies and have all my babies?

"You tell a funny joke just to get some play

Then ya try to make a move and she says, ‘No way’."

-Young MC

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

[Scottoant93Participant]

OH..OH..OH.. my turn. Proudgrandpa(Parody)

I don’t have anything worth noting so Im gonna post random posts about my lovely grandchild who has some nice tits just like his mother*cough,cough* i mean he’s so smart, but since no body seems to like me im gonna suck up to Nomoney who hopefully will eventually get tired of my non sense and banish me to tli23 basement where i live out all my sexual desires, but til then im just gonna have to envy J-MikeGrizzFan’s fantasies..at least til these blue pills wear out.

                                                            Time for a victory dance

 

 

 

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

Some people just try too hard and really… it’s just sad.

[Scottoant93Participant]

I guess its a good thing i didn’t plan on being a comedian then…. Despite my failed attempts of trying to be funny i do at least contribute to writing decent basketball topics

[PlatypusParticipant]

1. be funny and be yourself, girls love a guy that is funny

2. work out too, every girl loves a six pack.

3. Find out what she likes and see if there are similar interests

4. don’t tell her that she gives you a boner, instead use like butterflies or something.

 

I need more info to help you out

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Scottoant lives in his moms basement and spends all his time on this site.

[Scottoant93Participant]

Hey beats being a teen pretending to be an old man on a basketball forum, as for being on this website all time, im on here alot but that is also because im an insomniac. Also nice way to be original did you come up with the basement thing from the video i posted..smooth

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

The "lives in his moms basement" stereotype has kinda been around for a while, sir.  maybe you really do need to get out more.

[Scottoant93Participant]

maybe you didnt get my point, of course i know the basement saying has been around , i thought you just refrenced it because the guy in the video is in a basement…nevermind this argument is pointless anyway haha

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

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[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Didn’t he fail a drug test once?

 

[RUDEBOY_Participant]

And I THOUGHT John Wall’s 1st Pitch was WIDE AND OUTSIDE!!!

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