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  • Posted on: Mon, 01/31/2011 - 6:41pm #25382
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    LeroyJenkins
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    So last week me and my big cousin were playing Super Smash Bros. on Wii, or was it Donkey Kong? idk and idc, but she asked me to stand up, so i did, so then she said she wanted to try a wrestling move on me, I kept saying no but she kept saying it wouldn’t hurt, so I said yeah WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE. The &$#%#&@! put my head between her legs, and pedigree’d me. On a WOODEN floor I didn’t know what happened after that, I woke up in the kitchen with a icebag on my eye, my &$#%#&@! was swole as &$#%#&@! son, but to be  deadass serious ಠ_ಠ  &$#%#&@! that &$#%#&@! for that.
     

    How do i get her back guys? She plays basketball and volleyball for her school and has abs and crap, im not scared or anything, but i would get in trouble for knocking her block off.

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     STAY OUT RUDEBOY!!!!!!!

    PLEASE!

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  • Posted on: Mon, 01/31/2011 - 6:48pm #481395
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    basedSERB
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    tell everybody she is a man and then offer everybody pizza rolls so that they believe you

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  • Posted on: Mon, 01/31/2011 - 6:56pm #481399
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    gone
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    Fuck her inda ass

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  • Posted on: Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:13pm #481406
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    jas225
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     a big win in a game of scrabble vs her should give her the treatment!

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  • Posted on: Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:19pm #481408
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    CodySLC
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     After getting a perfectly executed petigree pulled on you by a girl, idk if theirs much you can do except maybe kick her in the ovaries.

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  • Posted on: Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:03pm #481429
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    Tobe Bryant
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    Wait til she is looking at something valuable or she likes alot…snatch it away and run leading into a halfway pasted by butter…LOL…seen it on MTV Pranks…WORKS WONDERS!!! 

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  • Posted on: Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:07pm #481432
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    Platypus
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    how old is she? if shes in high school, u put a dildo on in her locker

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  • Posted on: Tue, 02/01/2011 - 5:19am #481461
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    JoeWolf1

    take a picture of her pooping and put it on facebook.

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  • Posted on: Tue, 02/01/2011 - 6:06am #481467
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    mikeyvthedon
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    Let it go Leroy. Sh!t happens, and you would be the better person for it. Also, embarass her on the hardwood with your crazy moves. Or, if she is lying down, just elbow her in the back and act like it was an accident.

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  • Posted on: Tue, 02/01/2011 - 1:48pm #481602
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    butidonthavemoney

    Wear her underwear for a few days, then put them back. Later that week (probably Wednesday) tell everybody at school. She’ll be so embarrassed.

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  • Posted on: Tue, 02/01/2011 - 3:34pm #481646
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    wd40rocks
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     Be passive-aggressive

    Buy her lunch, but get her some Arby’s,

    That’ll put her in her place.

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  • Posted on: Sat, 02/12/2011 - 12:18pm #489030
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    LeroyJenkins
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    PissKid and Mc$luttigan Welcome to the Jerk list

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  • Posted on: Sat, 02/12/2011 - 12:18pm #489086
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    LeroyJenkins
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    PissKid and Mc$luttigan Welcome to the Jerk list

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