"McDunkin, I May Be Wrong, and WizKid's 4-20 Adventure": A Popcorn Story(?)
It was a chilly April day when Wizkid drove up to McDunkin's house. He parked his car, halfway in the yard, got out, and checked to make sure that his Ziploc bag filled with leafy goodness was still safe in his trunk. He honked his horn. A minute later, his friend McDunkin and I May Be Wrong came walking out and got in the car. WizKid hated that McDunkin had begun inviting I May Be Wrong over for sleepovers instead of him, but WizKid had to admit, I May Be Wrong was a cool guy.
They drove down the street and passed a 10-year-old Indian boy on his bicycle. Aamir begged for them to pull over and let him in on the fun, but they just laughed and continued driving. Their first stop was Cynthia's house, where McDunkin hoped that their stash would finally convince her to date him. WizKid and I May Be Wrong were coming along for support for their cooler, handsomer friend...
...But when they got there Cynthia fly kicked them all in the head to put an end to this pathetic story
I don't mind some free green.