McDunkin Management Agency

"MMA offers not only the top professionalism in the business, but also great family structure and support. The atmosphere created within this organization is second to none!" - Eric Devendorf

“MMA was my agency from the beginning. I knew the first time I met McDunkin and WizKid there was no other agency for me. They are a part of my family and I am a part of theirs!” - Jaleel White

Woo!....Woooo!.......................................WOO! - Ric Flair

“McDunkin and MMA are a notch ABOVE the best!” - Marcus Vick

Hahaha Jarret Bush, quite possibly the worst player ever on my favorite team.

Ah, man. McDunkin Management Agency. Be on the lookout for my book about my experiences with these guys....

I will sue you so hard that your great grandchildren wont even own the rights to their last names if you dare release that book.

I'll leave out the story of your "brawl" with Rob Van Damme and Stevie Ray (and *maybe* I won't mention that time you stole those cookies from LeroyJenkins' house after you had dinner with his mom), but this book is getting released.

I dont negotiate with terrorist. If you dont put this book out...i wont leak the recordings i have of you on the phone with me bragging about not putting the instruction manual to Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball back in the box before you returned it to Blockbuster

Just left the halfway house and we got another one Maurice fricken Clarett o yea!

Just left the halfway house and we got another one Maurice fricken Clarett o yea!

You see this OJJ?

Do you think that you can stop this right here with a book son?

Good job WizKid

MMA aint goin nowhere so....

I thought I'd be a high priority In the MMA family...

ayo, when i saw that globe i thought that was me lol

Scarecrow, WizKid is supposed to be taking care of that but he has been slacking here lately

and universal we are looking for a replacement for franfran

Did franfran really ask for a 10-year supply of pineapple Sangria?

Yes! And purple plastic cups too! I thought they only came in red or blue!

I swear his list of demands is nothing but party supplies.

I am starting to think it has something to with him only going after female volleyball players the last few months.

Hey guys. Pay attention to me.

I'm doing this now.

Boo, boo, bah, bah, bah, DOOP!

Dont you put that evil on my thread money! Dont you put that on us!

This is NoMoney's thread now. Mollom says so.

McDunkin, you couldn't even get Byrdboy. You ain't got that Super Saiyan Swag. Why don't you go think of a Derrick Favors joke, you amateur.

and there it is again ladies and gentlemen Derrick &$#%#&@! Favors.

Why cant we let that go? I bet ill have a Jared Sullinger joke this year.

Oh no...

You only get one chance to be a Forum All Star...

LOOK! You are not going to come into my thread and make me cry....again do you understand me

It's OVER.

I told Aran_Smith about your Derrick Favors failure, and now you've been blacklisted.

Consequences will never be the same.

I will not stand for this abuse dear sir.

ay mcdunkin &$#%#&@!... ill be his replacement

McDunkin produced Quincey Hodges' legendary, underground diss record "Can't do You No Favors," so the fact that he never made a Derrick Favors joke is irrelevant... To me, at least.

Oh, and McDunkin, don't worry about Judge Judy not liking the video. She only watched the first 3 seconds of it.

Thank You Juiced God

Now maybe we can put our focus back on 50 Tysons 4 county world tour

im disapointed in u mcdunkin, i thought u would at least put me as MMA International Regional Manager. im the most international person i know. i dont even fit in with these americans

Will he still be performing at O'Shaughnessy's Irish Pub?

McSerbian when you take a month off from getting your Bob Marley on, and can pass the drug test them maybe you can join up.

OJJ he has to pull double shows that night. The Boy Scouts are having open mic night at Pizza Hut an hour after that show

Hey McDunkin Im almost done locking Matt Bonner down for a contract extension...He wants a max level deal(and damn right he deserves it) but San Antonio isnt biting.

The last time i hired an employee without a drug test is when i gave BothTeamsPlayedHard a chance

He told me he was close to signing Kenny Powers.

The next week this video popped up on TMZ

BTPH literally couldnt pass a drug test for a year after this.

whoaaa OhCanada good job. If the spurs dont bite...screw em...what do they know about winning teams and key players? Get the pacers on the phone.

Anyway, how is Bonners Carrot Juice spokesman deal going?

hey ur the one thats missing out mcdunkin, i no alot of famous serbian/european people and i have ties with the notorious rapper napoleon- just look at how absolutley gangster he is

You need to 86 the diet version of Bonner's Carrot Juice. It tastes worse than Boosie Oats.

I see your Based God robot freestyle, and I raise you a Randy Hayes:

The Coz? I see you wanna play dirty. I see your Bill Cosby Pokemon rap, and I raise you a Bill Cosby Pokemon battle!

Well the Carrot Juice distributors are not easy reason with, so I rang up Glovetek...They provide those great handy plastic gloves for the great men and women working in Canadian Justice Facilities. We are doing good...

I see your Dragonball Cosby, and I raise you Zangief playing Super Mario!

McDunkin Management Agency Newsletter

Due to a combination of most of you guys not doing shat around here, me needing new carpet and a 3d tv in my office, and me and gordon Haywards sisters vacation to West Virginia. There will be paycuts and firings.

FranFran has be released effective ten minutes ago. MMA wishes him the best in his future endeavors.

Everyone else will unfortunately have to take paycuts.

As all of you in the office might know already McSerbian was again arrested for a DUI.

I was informed by a fellow co worker that for the past few weeks he has been seen going to the restroom multiple times throughout the workday and has also been coming out of the restroom,breakroom,behind the dumpsters with bloodshot eyes, dialated pupils, and a white powdery substance that he claims was "powdered sugar" from the :doughnuts that guy with the shirt brought this morning" If McSerboobian wants to keep his job he must attend (on his own money) A drug abuse program.

Ohcanada has been missing ever since The San Antonio Spurs started pre season.

We have a new agent that these paycuts have helped us be able to afford. Not only is he one of the best agents i have ever seen, but he also comes with a long list of clients.

Let me introduce you guys to the man, the myth, the legend

"Mighty" Joe John: The Black Blonde

50 Tyson?.....I admit i doubted you at first but man was i wrong. Your "Icy" single is a hit.

^ See that "invisible" hat brim action

Because of him whenever i walk into a club i feel the need to yell

Polo down Yes Yes Yes, Polo down Yes Yes Yes, Polo down Yes Yes Yes! Polo down (Now IN A DEEP Slowed Down Voice) YES YES YES!...Thank you OJJ

As a great man once said

“Never underestimate the power of the handicap”– Damon Wayens In Living Color

Tell Troy Hudson over at T Hudson Records to keep crankin' em out.

MMA, I would like to introduce you to the infamous "Ringtone Rapper" -- Bangs!

Here's his first hit single:

OJJ im starting to think you are the only one even showing up to work anymore

I'm the only one that doesn't have money as his #1 priority.

Thanks to filing for bankruptcy and OJJs job selling....things....MMA is back and newly renovated

While my office needed a new flatscreen tv and a giant fishtank i made sure to have my employees offices feel like a second home to them. Just look at OJJs new wallpaper

Not only do we have new clients but we also are branching out into new ventures.

For example

David Khan Jeans

"For the man with enough balls to draft 4 guards"

P.S. Universal is now Regional Manager of MMA International

I tried on a pair of those pants at a conference today, and I noticed that they only have one side pocket. Is there some type of meaning behind that, or is it a mistake?

So thissss is why you guys have so many dam points