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  • #21663
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    McDunkin

    McDunkin Management Agency was founded in 1982 in Raccoon City, Georgia with one goal in mind:

    “…To be the best and most complete management service agency in the industry.”

    MMA is made of a group of individuals with specialized talents to meet all of our clients’ needs. It is virtually impossible for one person to successfully handle all of the responsibilities of representing professional talents. The MMA team is highly skilled and trained in the areas of elite client management so the talent we represent can focus on their jobs – “between the lines.”

    We offer unique and complete service for all of our athletes that range from:

    Two of the largest contracts in NFL history (Bart Scott – NYJ and Jason Brown – STL)
    Over 40 years of contract negotiation experience
    40+ current NFL players; 25+ NFL starters
    100% Combine training expenses paid
    Casting Auditions that fit you
    Getting your demos into the hands of the right people
    Full Service Marketing Department
    Only agency with a former NFL scout and player as a certified agent
    Full time legal counsel on staff

    We have a long list of clients in all aspects of sports and entertainment

    27+NBADL players + 3 NBA announcers
    14 Television Actors
    4 Movie Stars
    9 Music Artist

    Robert Traylor-NBA
    Tremaine Fowlkes-NBA
    Travis Diener-NBA
    Ryan Bowen-NBA
    Braylon Edwards-NFL
    Cedric Benson-NFL
    Kellen Clemens-NFL
    Jarret Bush-NFL
    Eddie Murphy-Actor
    Rob Schneider-Actor
    Steven Seagal-Actor
    Lil B-Music Artist
    50 Tyson(co-managed)-Music Artist
    Kevin Jonas-Music Artist/Actor

    And many more!

    We have three offices around the world. The main offices here in the United States. The Canada offices ran by OhCanada, and our International offices ran by franfran.

    Feel free to contact us with any questions. Hope to hear from you soon!

    -Sincerely Yours
    McDunkin – CEO of McDunkin Management Agency

    MMA America
    CEO – McDunkin
    Chief Administrative Officer – WizKid

    MMA Canada
    Regional Manager – OhCanada
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    MMA International
    Regional Manager – FranFran
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  • #404183
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    McDunkin

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    “MMA offers not only the top professionalism in the business, but also great family structure and support. The atmosphere created within this organization is second to none!” – Eric Devendorf

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    “MMA was my agency from the beginning. I knew the first time I met McDunkin and WizKid there was no other agency for me. They are a part of my family and I am a part of theirs!” – Jaleel White

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    Woo!….Woooo!…………………………………WOO! – Ric Flair

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    “McDunkin and MMA are a notch ABOVE the best!” – Marcus Vick

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  • #404268
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    Hale
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    Hahaha Jarret Bush, quite possibly the worst player ever on my favorite team.

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  • #404617
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    Ah, man. McDunkin Management Agency. Be on the lookout for my book about my experiences with these guys….

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  • #404771
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    McDunkin

    I will sue you so hard that your great grandchildren wont even own the rights to their last names if you dare release that book.

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  • #404778
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    I’ll leave out the story of your “brawl” with Rob Van Damme and Stevie Ray (and *maybe* I won’t mention that time you stole those cookies from LeroyJenkins’ house after you had dinner with his mom), but this book is getting released.

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  • #404782
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    McDunkin

    I dont negotiate with terrorist. If you dont put this book out…i wont leak the recordings i have of you on the phone with me bragging about not putting the instruction manual to Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball back in the box before you returned it to Blockbuster

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  • #404789
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    gone
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    Just left the halfway house and we got another one Maurice fricken Clarett o yea!

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  • #404790
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    gone
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    Just left the halfway house and we got another one Maurice fricken Clarett o yea!

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  • #404799
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    McDunkin

    You see this OJJ?

    Do you think that you can stop this right here with a book son?

    Good job WizKid

    MMA aint goin nowhere so….
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  • #417967
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    The Scare Crow Returns
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    I thought I’d be a high priority In the MMA family…

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  • #417978
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    The Scare Crow Returns
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    I thought I’d be a high priority In the MMA family…

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  • #417971
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    Malik-Universal
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    ayo, when i saw that globe i thought that was me lol

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  • #417982
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    Malik-Universal
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    ayo, when i saw that globe i thought that was me lol

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  • #418006
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    McDunkin

    Scarecrow, WizKid is supposed to be taking care of that but he has been slacking here lately

    and universal we are looking for a replacement for franfran

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  • #418015
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    McDunkin

    Scarecrow, WizKid is supposed to be taking care of that but he has been slacking here lately

    and universal we are looking for a replacement for franfran

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  • #418010
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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     Did franfran really ask for a 10-year supply of pineapple Sangria? 

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  • #418020
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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     Did franfran really ask for a 10-year supply of pineapple Sangria? 

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  • #418012
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    McDunkin

    Yes! And purple plastic cups too! I thought they only came in red or blue!

    I swear his list of demands is nothing but party supplies.

    I am starting to think it has something to with him only going after female volleyball players the last few months.

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  • #418022
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    McDunkin

    Yes! And purple plastic cups too! I thought they only came in red or blue!

    I swear his list of demands is nothing but party supplies.

    I am starting to think it has something to with him only going after female volleyball players the last few months.

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  • #418014
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    butidonthavemoney

    Hey guys. Pay attention to me.

    I’m doing this now.

    Boo, boo, bah, bah, bah, DOOP!

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  • #418024
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    butidonthavemoney

    Hey guys. Pay attention to me.

    I’m doing this now.

    Boo, boo, bah, bah, bah, DOOP!

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  • #418019
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    McDunkin

    Dont you put that evil on my thread money! Dont you put that on us!

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  • #418030
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    McDunkin

    Dont you put that evil on my thread money! Dont you put that on us!

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  • #418025
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    butidonthavemoney

    This is NoMoney’s thread now. Mollom says so.

    McDunkin, you couldn’t even get Byrdboy. You ain’t got that Super Saiyan Swag. Why don’t you go think of a Derrick Favors joke, you amateur.

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  • #418036
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    butidonthavemoney

    This is NoMoney’s thread now. Mollom says so.

    McDunkin, you couldn’t even get Byrdboy. You ain’t got that Super Saiyan Swag. Why don’t you go think of a Derrick Favors joke, you amateur.

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  • #418035
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    McDunkin

    and there it is again ladies and gentlemen Derrick Fucking Favors.

    Why cant we let that go? I bet ill have a Jared Sullinger joke this year.

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  • #418046
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    McDunkin

    and there it is again ladies and gentlemen Derrick Fucking Favors.

    Why cant we let that go? I bet ill have a Jared Sullinger joke this year.

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  • #418055
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    butidonthavemoney

    Oh no…

    You only get one chance to be a Forum All Star…

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  • #418045
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    butidonthavemoney

    Oh no…

    You only get one chance to be a Forum All Star…

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  • #418051
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    McDunkin

    LOOK! You are not going to come into my thread and make me cry….again do you understand me

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  • #418062
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    McDunkin

    LOOK! You are not going to come into my thread and make me cry….again do you understand me

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  • #418056
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    butidonthavemoney

    It’s OVER.

    I told Aran_Smith about your Derrick Favors failure, and now you’ve been blacklisted.

    Consequences will never be the same.

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  • #418066
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    butidonthavemoney

    It’s OVER.

    I told Aran_Smith about your Derrick Favors failure, and now you’ve been blacklisted.

    Consequences will never be the same.

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  • #418063
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    McDunkin

    I will not stand for this abuse dear sir.

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  • #418074
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    McDunkin

    I will not stand for this abuse dear sir.

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  • #418089
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    Malik-Universal
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    ay mcdunkin shit… ill be his replacement

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  • #418100
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    Malik-Universal
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    ay mcdunkin shit… ill be his replacement

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  • #418111
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    McDunkin produced Quincey Hodges’ legendary, underground diss record “Can’t do You No Favors,” so the fact that he never made a Derrick Favors joke is irrelevant… To me, at least.

    Oh, and McDunkin, don’t worry about Judge Judy not liking the video. She only watched the first 3 seconds of it.

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  • #418122
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    McDunkin produced Quincey Hodges’ legendary, underground diss record “Can’t do You No Favors,” so the fact that he never made a Derrick Favors joke is irrelevant… To me, at least.

    Oh, and McDunkin, don’t worry about Judge Judy not liking the video. She only watched the first 3 seconds of it.

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  • #418121
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    McDunkin

    Thank You Juiced God

     

    Now maybe we can put our focus back on 50 Tysons 4 county world tour

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  • #418132
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    McDunkin

    Thank You Juiced God

     

    Now maybe we can put our focus back on 50 Tysons 4 county world tour

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  • #418123
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    basedSERB
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    im disapointed in u mcdunkin, i thought u would at least put me as MMA International Regional Manager. im the most international person i know. i dont even fit in with these americans funny animated gif

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  • #418134
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    basedSERB
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    im disapointed in u mcdunkin, i thought u would at least put me as MMA International Regional Manager. im the most international person i know. i dont even fit in with these americans funny animated gif

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  • #418125
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    Will he still be performing at O’Shaughnessy’s Irish Pub?

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  • #418136
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    Will he still be performing at O’Shaughnessy’s Irish Pub?

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  • #418137
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    McDunkin

    McSerbian when you take a month off from getting your Bob Marley on, and can pass the drug test them maybe you can join up.

    OJJ he has to pull double shows that night. The Boy Scouts are having open mic night at Pizza Hut an hour after that show

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  • #418148
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    McDunkin

    McSerbian when you take a month off from getting your Bob Marley on, and can pass the drug test them maybe you can join up.

    OJJ he has to pull double shows that night. The Boy Scouts are having open mic night at Pizza Hut an hour after that show

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  • #418145
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    OhCanada-
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    Hey McDunkin Im almost done locking Matt Bonner down for a contract extension…He wants a max level deal(and damn right he deserves it) but San Antonio isnt biting.

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  • #418156
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    OhCanada-
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    Hey McDunkin Im almost done locking Matt Bonner down for a contract extension…He wants a max level deal(and damn right he deserves it) but San Antonio isnt biting.

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  • #418149
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    McDunkin

    The last time i hired an employee without a drug test is when i gave BothTeamsPlayedHard a chance

    He told me he was close to signing Kenny Powers.

    The next week this video popped up on TMZ

    BTPH literally couldnt pass a drug test for a year after this.

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  • #418160
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    McDunkin

    The last time i hired an employee without a drug test is when i gave BothTeamsPlayedHard a chance

    He told me he was close to signing Kenny Powers.

    The next week this video popped up on TMZ

    BTPH literally couldnt pass a drug test for a year after this.

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  • #418153
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    McDunkin

    whoaaa OhCanada good job. If the spurs dont bite…screw em…what do they know about winning teams and key players? Get the pacers on the phone.

    Anyway, how is Bonners Carrot Juice spokesman deal going?

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  • #418164
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    McDunkin

    whoaaa OhCanada good job. If the spurs dont bite…screw em…what do they know about winning teams and key players? Get the pacers on the phone.

    Anyway, how is Bonners Carrot Juice spokesman deal going?

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  • #418169
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    basedSERB
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    hey ur the one thats missing out mcdunkin, i no alot of famous serbian/european people and i have ties with the notorious rapper napoleon- just look at how absolutley gangster he is

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  • #418180
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    basedSERB
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    hey ur the one thats missing out mcdunkin, i no alot of famous serbian/european people and i have ties with the notorious rapper napoleon- just look at how absolutley gangster he is

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  • #418218
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    You need to 86 the diet version of Bonner’s Carrot Juice. It tastes worse than Boosie Oats.

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  • #418230
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    You need to 86 the diet version of Bonner’s Carrot Juice. It tastes worse than Boosie Oats.

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  • #418227
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    McDunkin
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    McDunkin
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  • #418231
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    I see your Based God robot freestyle, and I raise you a Randy Hayes:

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  • #418242
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    I see your Based God robot freestyle, and I raise you a Randy Hayes:

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  • #418235
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    McDunkin
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    McDunkin
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  • #418239
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    The Coz? I see you wanna play dirty. I see your Bill Cosby Pokemon rap, and I raise you a Bill Cosby Pokemon battle!

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  • #418250
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    The Coz? I see you wanna play dirty. I see your Bill Cosby Pokemon rap, and I raise you a Bill Cosby Pokemon battle!

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  • #418247
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    McDunkin
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    McDunkin
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  • #418251
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    OhCanada-
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    Well the Carrot Juice distributors are not easy reason with, so I rang up Glovetek…They provide those great handy plastic gloves for the great men and women working in Canadian Justice Facilities. We are doing good…

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  • #418262
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    OhCanada-
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    Well the Carrot Juice distributors are not easy reason with, so I rang up Glovetek…They provide those great handy plastic gloves for the great men and women working in Canadian Justice Facilities. We are doing good…

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  • #418257
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    I see your Dragonball Cosby, and I raise you Zangief playing Super Mario!

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  • #418268
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    I see your Dragonball Cosby, and I raise you Zangief playing Super Mario!

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  • #434264
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    McDunkin

    McDunkin Management Agency Newsletter

    Due to a combination of most of you guys not doing shat around here, me needing new carpet and a 3d tv in my office, and me and gordon Haywards sisters vacation to West Virginia. There will be paycuts and firings.

    FranFran has be released effective ten minutes ago. MMA wishes him the best in his future endeavors.

    Everyone else will unfortunately have to take paycuts.

    As all of you in the office might know already McSerbian was again arrested for a DUI.

    I was informed by a fellow co worker that for the past few weeks he has been seen going to the restroom multiple times throughout the workday and has also been coming out of the restroom,breakroom,behind the dumpsters with bloodshot eyes, dialated pupils, and a white powdery substance that he claims was "powdered sugar" from the :doughnuts that guy with the shirt brought this morning"  If McSerboobian wants to keep his job he  must attend (on his own money) A drug abuse program.

    Ohcanada has been missing ever since The San Antonio Spurs started pre season.

    We have a new agent that these paycuts have helped us be able to afford. Not only is he one of the best agents i have ever seen, but he also comes with a long list of clients.

    Let me introduce you guys to the man, the myth, the legend

    "Mighty" Joe John: The Black Blonde

     

     

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  • #434267
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    McDunkin

    McDunkin Management Agency Newsletter

    Due to a combination of most of you guys not doing shat around here, me needing new carpet and a 3d tv in my office, and me and gordon Haywards sisters vacation to West Virginia. There will be paycuts and firings.

    FranFran has be released effective ten minutes ago. MMA wishes him the best in his future endeavors.

    Everyone else will unfortunately have to take paycuts.

    As all of you in the office might know already McSerbian was again arrested for a DUI.

    I was informed by a fellow co worker that for the past few weeks he has been seen going to the restroom multiple times throughout the workday and has also been coming out of the restroom,breakroom,behind the dumpsters with bloodshot eyes, dialated pupils, and a white powdery substance that he claims was "powdered sugar" from the :doughnuts that guy with the shirt brought this morning"  If McSerboobian wants to keep his job he  must attend (on his own money) A drug abuse program.

    Ohcanada has been missing ever since The San Antonio Spurs started pre season.

    We have a new agent that these paycuts have helped us be able to afford. Not only is he one of the best agents i have ever seen, but he also comes with a long list of clients.

    Let me introduce you guys to the man, the myth, the legend

    "Mighty" Joe John: The Black Blonde

     

     

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  • #454562
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    McDunkin

    50 Tyson?…..I admit i doubted you at first but man was i wrong. Your "Icy" single is a hit.

     

    ^ See that "invisible" hat brim action

    Because of him whenever i walk into a club i feel the need to yell

    Polo down Yes Yes Yes, Polo down Yes Yes Yes, Polo down Yes Yes Yes! Polo down (Now IN A DEEP Slowed Down Voice) YES YES YES!…Thank you OJJ

    As a great man once said 

    “Never underestimate the power of the handicap”– Damon Wayens In Living Color

     

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    • #1094693
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      Tammy M Garcia
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      MMA is made of a group of individuals with specialized talents to meet all of our clients’ needs. It is virtually impossible for one person to successfully handle all of the responsibilities of representing professional talents. The MMA team is highly skilled and trained in the areas of elite client management so the talent we represent can focus on their jobs – “between the lines.”

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  • #454623
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    Tell Troy Hudson over at T Hudson Records to keep crankin’ em out.

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  • #458340
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    MMA, I would like to introduce you to the infamous “Ringtone Rapper” — Bangs!

    Here’s his first hit single:

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  • #458357
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    MMA, I would like to introduce you to the infamous “Ringtone Rapper” — Bangs!

    Here’s his first hit single:

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  • #459820
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    McDunkin

    OJJ im starting to think you are the only one even showing up to work anymore

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  • #459837
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    McDunkin

    OJJ im starting to think you are the only one even showing up to work anymore

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  • #459916
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    I’m the only one that doesn’t have money as his #1 priority.

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  • #459933
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    I’m the only one that doesn’t have money as his #1 priority.

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  • #525532
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    McDunkin

    Thanks to filing for bankruptcy and OJJs job selling….things….MMA is back and newly renovated

    While my office needed a new flatscreen tv and a giant fishtank i made sure to have my employees offices feel like a second home to them. Just look at OJJs new wallpaper

     

    Not only do we have new clients but we also are branching out into new ventures.

    For example

    David Khan Jeans

    "For the man with enough balls to draft 4 guards"

    P.S. Universal is now Regional Manager of MMA International
     

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  • #525539
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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     I tried on a pair of those pants at a conference today, and I noticed that they only have one side pocket. Is there some type of meaning behind that, or is it a mistake? 

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  • #525544
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    apb540
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    So thissss is why you guys have so many dam points 

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  • #526164
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    Don’t be hatin’!

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  • #526181
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    McDunkin

    The one pocket was Davids idea. He said some guy named Ricky told him that he would come play for his team if he seriously did that. We are now in the shipping stages and we have yet to recieve a reply from this "Ricky" character except for one short conversation with Jersey the receptionist.

    Jersey: Hello Mr. Rubio this is a call on the behalf of Mr. Kahn telling you that the jeans have been produced with one pocket like you asked.

    Ricky: Really?…are you serious?

    Jersey: Yes sir im afraid i am

    Ricky: HAHAHAHAhAHA!

    Jersey: Mr. Kahn would like to know when you would like him to come out to Spain and have another meeting with you

    Ricky: ………[several buttons are pushed]…..[a loud click is heard]……….

     

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  • #526266
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    That reminds me….. Could you please tell Jersey to stop leaving her blackberry pin number on my sales reports? If she keeps doing it, then I’ll just file and copy them myself.

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  • #526322
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    McDunkin

    Sounds like sexual harassment in the workplace aka too much paper work. Just close your eyes and man up…MikeyV wont even mind…trust me…nomoney told me

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  • #526466
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    mikeyvthedon
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    Because I am moving on to a certain sister, of a certain Jazz player recently drafted out of Butler. But, don’t worry McJealous, you could maybe catch McSloppyseconds.

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  • #526563
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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     Mikeyv…….. No. Not her. You can’t have her.

    This means war. I hope you have your resume updated….

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  • #528188
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    McDunkin

    Dear MMA Employees,

    For those of you asking what happened to MikeyV at MMA he decided to leave the company…yes it was under his own will.

    So for those of you that THOUGHT you saw him being chased around the hallways by Taylor Condrin and the rest of MMA security while screaming "Dont Tase me bro!" were all seeing things due to the exposure to asbestos  you all have been experiencing.

    I would also like to apologize for not bringing said exposure up in the last company letter. I thought when i took that month long vacation that you all would take it as a sign to leave the building because your lives are in danger, but hey, this is why i love you guys. Because of your hardwork, effort, and your cockroach like ability to stay healthy in these type of work conditions.

    As a gift we will be using Mikeyvs old office to watch Lion King 2 on VHS..i would let you guys use the flatscreen and dvd player in my office, but Mr.JNixon messed that up for everybody by getting popcorn on the persian rug Hamed Haddadi got me.

                                                                                                  

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  • #528575
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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     So…. I was doing the monthly income statement, and I noticed that you spent $3,000 on "office equipment," but only $700 on electricity for the entire building. By the way, I had to do it by hand because…. you know…. we had to preserve electricity. What did you buy?

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  • #531101
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    McDunkin

    Wow..look at Sherlock OJJ with his detective hat on.

    Look im trying to go green in these offices and…thats all Wizkid has advised me to say

    and as far as that petty $3,000 that was spent.Well i was looking into a company car…for myself..and on ebay i saw that briefcase from Pulp Fiction up for sell and the seller said it contained what everyone guessed it did…Anthony Randolphs potential..but of course they lied and it was just Kwame Browns.

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  • #603277
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    McDunkin

    Its been a little over a year since we opened our doors here at MMA. There have been good and bad times but through it all I survived…and had to fire a $h^t load of lose…valued workers. I hope the next year is as great as the first

    As a reward to my workers/friends i have once again renivated the offices to maximize your comfort…This came out of everyones holiday bonuses..

     

    The new meeting office

     

    I cant forget the nameless workers i try not to see every day on the way to the elevator…see those fancy new vests

    OJJS new office

    McSerbians

    …yeah right you junkie

     FranFrans

    Ojjs

    Crazy Treadmill Workstations for Multitaskers

    Daneboys

    A Unique Office Prank

    WizKids

    Universals

     

     

    And something simple for me of course

    Castle Office in Germany

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  • #603278
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    I May Be Wrong
    Participant

    Dear MMA,

    I know I am not supposed to bring this up until the end of November but I would like an early advance on my raise as well as a spare key to the corporate car. I have apperciated all the swag you have shared with me and its because of you I’ve tripled my Facebook like page from 3 to 9! Until this issue is resolved, me and my rap lines are on #Swaglockout. 

    No more 

     

     or this

     and will probably will only be doing this

    Thank you for your understanding

    Best Regards,

    I MAY BE BASED 

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  • #605181
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    McDunkin

    My BASED brother here is what I can do for you

    The keys to the company van(that after the weird paint job he gave it) I will never let tli borrow again

    and that raise……

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  • #607672
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    OrangeJuiceJones
    Participant

    I know it’s been a while since I’ve really contributed anything of significance to this company, but I’m coming back with a vengeance. Ladies….. Gentlemen…. Children…. And ESPECIALLY members of the ASPCA….. It is my pleasure to introduce M.C D.J Lil’ Poopy Pants!!!

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  • #607739
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    aamir543
    Participant

    I would like to apply. I am really persuasive and I have good people skills. I am gonna be your top employee right off the bat. Why don’t we start duscussing salaries?

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  • #607741
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    McDunkin

    When salaries is the first thing you want to talk about…I doubt you would really fit in here.

     

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  • #607889
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    aamir543
    Participant

    Well, I could still be your embassebor to India, you won’t regret it…………..

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  • #607897
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    Charlie Sheen
    Participant

    McBased, I’m happy I found this I’m looking for work and as you know I’m multi-talented, what do I have to do to get your representation 

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  • #620701
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    McDunkin

    What I got from Universal

     

    My Reply

     

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  • #631253
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    AlexeyZabelin
    Participant

     I understand it correctly, you are the players’ agent? If yes, how much do your services cost? I do not know much English, sorry.

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  • #631264
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    Hi its Ben
    Participant

     LMFAO^^^^^

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  • #631269
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    McDunkin

     $500.00 USD up front for the first month (15.00 an hour after) and after you get a contract we will receive 48% of it and 30% of endorsements you get through us.

    Any questions?

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  • #631275
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    Scottoant93
    Participant

     Damn mcdunkin thats just cold. Haha taking advantage of unspecting people

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  • #631281
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    McDunkin

    Ask eric devendorf what our representation can do for a career.

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  • #631288
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    AlexeyZabelin
    Participant

     Probably will sound loud, I want to play basketball in the NBA. Makings have the potential too. Question: where to come, where the sign, which will show my basketballskills, and most important question – is there any chance if I do not play in a professional team (not counting the fact that playing in the school team and we won the city tournament)) In analyzing my game and play professional teams of people from my country, I came to the conclusion that I have not as bad as it sounds. I look forward to your reply

     

     

     
     

     

     

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  • #631298
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    Mr. 19134
    Participant

     I will sign over all of Nikoloz "Skita" Tskitishvili’s male modeling endorsement rights if you can just take him off my hands and file his D-League paperwork as he’s tryna to make another NBA comeback.  Once he heard your agency was based out of Georgia he immediatly tried driving to your location.  After I notified him that it’s the State of Georgia in America and not his home country the Republic of Georgia he did a line a tried attacking me with a basketball in a scene straight out of Basketball Diaries.  Plus ever since I noticed a basketball pump sticking out his arm I’ve wanted out.  

    If you take him I’ll throw in Lenny Cooke and Qyntel Woode’s Filipino contract’s also.

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  • #631303
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    McDunkin

    You got yourself a deal as long as you’re willing to take Pavel Podkolzin

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    • #631345
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      AlexeyZabelin
      Participant

       on forces

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  • #631310
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    Mr. 19134
    Participant

     Deal as long as you can provide him transportation cuz I can’t drive him to the airport in my Honda he won’t fit and I heard he’s a big Lady Gaga fan an absolutely has to listen to her before flights and Dre don’t make headphones in his size.

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  • #631368
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    McDunkin

    Ill just take the costs out of McSerbians paycheck

     

    @Alexey On forces?

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    • #631750
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      AlexeyZabelin
      Participant

       Do I understand correctly? You give me your services if I prevail against Pavel Podkolzin? If so, then I can do it again as if it did not sound loud!

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  • #631372
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    Tobe Bryant
    Participant

    MMA is the official sponsor for the McDonalds Fish Filet sammich!!!

     

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  • #631494
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    aamir543
    Participant

    Whoa McBetrayal, you take a random guy that might just rob you guys of the little things you have, instead of me?

    I could be you’re financial advisor, you’ll save at least 46% more money a month, I garuntee it.

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  • #631511
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    ProudGrandpa
    Participant

    What is this penny-pinching shtick that you have pulled out of nowhere the past few months? You’re Indian, not Jewish…

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  • #631527
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    aamir543
    Participant

    ^Pulled out of nowhere? It’s in my blood, I can’t help it.

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  • #631838
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    Tongue-Out-Like-23
    Participant

    Is this really happening?  This is hilarious!

    Alexey, I fully support McBased Management Agency, you sir, are you great hands.  He will take you to the top.  No, he’ll take you higher than the top — Kobe-System.

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  • #631982
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    AlexeyZabelin
    Participant

     I‘ll post your video, it will show a separate gaming skills: throwing, dribbling,athleticism. Unfortunately I have no way to show it in the game with rivals my level in 16 years I played in college and had an iron player base (although they played uncleto 23-27 years). I really want to draw attention to themselves. By any means.

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  • #632118
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    McDunkin

     

    @Amir as long as you have your own computer/desk/office supplies/health insurance and are willing to work for Taco Bell you can have a job in accountng

    @Alexey I will take you to the top of the highest mountains. With MMA on your team there is no losing #’72 Dolphins. I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial, starring you, broadcast during the playoffs, in a game that you are winning, and I will not sleep until that happens. 

    By the way you are going to need a translator…buy one of those before you get here

     

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  • #632205
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    butidonthavemoney

    What can I do?

    My top skills are "dashing", "chiseled", "Bell Biv DeVoe" and "ruling the forum with an iron fist".

    Please and thank you!

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  • #632206
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    Scottoant93
    Participant

    well since everyone is applying how about me?

    I be getting that mozzarella haha

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  • #632208
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    butidonthavemoney

    Let’s start a band. After a gold record or two, McManager will be licking our shoes to sign us.

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  • #632212
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    Scottoant93
    Participant

    Im in, have any ideas for a name? we gonna make it BIG!

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  • #632215
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    butidonthavemoney

    Sin Dinero y La Otra Persona

    We’ll become a Spanish boy band and set the world on fire.

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  • #632217
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    Scottoant93
    Participant

    20 years from now we will be more famous then these guys

     

    Some Mexican Band.... Pictures, Images and Photos

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  • #632218
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    butidonthavemoney

    We’ll dress and dance in raggedy clothes, like we’re poor but tough and dignified. Young rich girls will find us super-dreamy, so we’ll sing songs about how adults suck and are always trying to tell us what to do (à la early 2000s-punk music). But we live by the code of the street. American girls will love us too, because Spanish is easily the most romantic language in the world.

    What’s the best Spanish-speaking country you can think of? Columbia, maybe? That’s where we’ll begin our careers.

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  • #632228
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    Scottoant93
    Participant

    Columbia then move on to Hondurus and so one work our way up. That way we build our street cred I already up some good song titles for some demos

    1.No soy un robot

    2.usted no puede decirle que hacer

    3.MI No speak English

    4. Mcdunkin gato nuestra Swag

    5.tiene algun cambio

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  • #632232
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    butidonthavemoney

    6. Padre no Comprende

    7. Quiero tu Amor

    8. Triste en el Parque

    9. Fiesta Sin Dinero

    10. Caballo en mis Pantalones

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  • #632235
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    Scottoant93
    Participant

    11. ha despojado a lebrons cuarto trimestre

    12. hacer el taco

    13.cruzar la frontera

    14.prisa prisa a la polica esta aqui

    15.blanco del diablo

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  • #632238
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    butidonthavemoney

    This started out as a joke, but it’s officially real now. Especially the one about McMuchacho’s swag cat…

    I’ll try to finish my rough drafts of "Triste en el Parque" and "Fiesta Sin Dinero" by tomorrow…

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  • #632239
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    Scottoant93
    Participant

    lol alright im gonna be working on the cover art of our cd…. i’ll se if i can get it done by tom.

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  • #632251
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    Scottoant93
    Participant

    Photobucket

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  • #632257
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    McDunkin

     How about this guys I will offer you a employee/talent deal

    You can work for me..and do your banditos…see what I did there?

    Scott you will be in charge of our artist representation department since you have such skills in it.

    Nopesos with such a versatile resume I have no idea what job would fit you best here at MMA, but hey here are the positions open

    Lunch picker upper

    The Modeling derpartment…I make the awful mistake of giving Rudeboy this job and for some reason over 78% of our models get pregnant within their first few weeks and like clokwork Rudeboy always asks for 9 months of for vacation time.

    assistant to the janitor DNYCE

    Gordan Haywards sisters personal shopper

    High School athlete money depositer

     

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  • #632288
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    I May Be Wrong
    Participant

     Not sure what is going on but if we have just employed illegal immigrants, MMA is now OFFICIALLY the egg mcmuffins of Management firms.

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  • #632290
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    Scottoant93
    Participant

    ^^^do you like Egg McMuffins or in order words WTF does that mean lol??

    and yes if we accept the job you technically would have hired atleast one illegal immigrant haha

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  • #632291
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    I May Be Wrong
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  • #632294
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    Scottoant93
    Participant

    lol alright i get it now……..Anyone else think that asian dude is stuck in the friend zone

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  • #632321
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    aamir543
    Participant

    ^I’m already on it I may be wrong, however I’m way to busy to go work at Taco Bell, so I’ll have one of my goons be working there under my name.

    As for your accounting, I’ve taken a look at all of your records, and let me just say that you guys are in a serious financial crisis.

    There is also about a $787,987 difference between your expendetures and savings. Who’s been handling your money, because I suspect that a certain someone is using the funds on resources to obtain a Derrick Favors joke.

    Also, you guys have no clue how to use you’re money. The company gets fined everytime Fran Fran submits gramatically incorrect papperwork. The fines have become so heavy, it’s actually abou 35% of Fran Fran’s salary.

    We need to tell Fran Fran that unless he corrects his writing in the next month, the penalties will come out of his own paycheck.

    I also noticed that over 200,000 dollars  of the budget is going towards child support for Rudeboy’s illegitamite children. We need to hold him responsible, and if this keeps up, drastic measures will have to be taken.

    And lastly, the amount of money on extra resources for most of the employes is fair and reasnoble(although Leroy needs to cut back on the Pizza Rolls), I saw that Mc Based was spending nearly 6 times as much as the average employees on his own luxaries and needs. We need to cut this down also.

    All in all, you guys are financially screwed, but I’ll be able to fix it in about 3 weeks, and then there will be more funds for lucrative company retreats, and then we could go to India twice a year. 

     

     

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  • #632325
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    McDunkin

     Aamir when i saidwork for Tao Bell i mean instead of a paycheck…you will recieve Tacos. Thats only for the first few months though..until we are back on outr feet…since as you said OJJ is destroying this company with his greed.

    As long as you can help me…I mean…us look clean in the IRS eyes you will move up fast in this company

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  • #632334
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    aamir543
    Participant

    ^Well, sorting out these financial matters is pretty simple for me, so I guess I can go without a paycheck for 2 months, but that’s tops.

    As for getting clean with the IRS, We’ll be fine in no time, by mid-late February, we should have all of our debts cleared.

    The only problem is that there is a lot of corruption among the top officials, which is holding the company back.

    For the next month all spending will be regualated by a commitee of Myself, Leroy(cause he tattles right away), WizKid, and Scottoant. Financial records will be public for everyone to see. And If we continue on pace, than I think we should have a trip to India by Mid-March!

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  • #632335
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    I May Be Wrong
    Participant

     Don’t hire Aamir has our accountant… His last client (lets just call them ENRON) did not pan out so well. Their stock is worth less than a piece of Bazooka Joe’s bubblegum.

    Financial analysis and accounting should be handled WizKid and Leroy respectively. Let’s keep this in house until we can fully trust Aamir. I mean, isn’t ONE indian enough? #IMayBeBrown anyone?

    WizKid needs to pull his weight in the financial analysis. Rumor is his math skills are OVER 9000! He’s managed all the dragon balls before. A couple billion dollars would be light work for him

    Leroy knows a lot about accountin actually. I asked him how the spreadsheet was looking for this quarter the other day. He said the only sheets I spread are with RUDEBOY’s mom! We can’t find anyone with expert accounting knowledge like Leroy and the best part is, we only have to pay half the money because he’s half the size

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  • #632336
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    aamir543
    Participant

    ^My last post detailed that there would be a comitee that would regulate finances, which would include Leroy, Myself, WizKid, and Scottoant.

    I have no idea what you are talking about as for my last buisness endeavor.

    How do you think Bernie Maddoff got his fortune? There was a little eight year old behind the whole plot, and why do you think the government is having such a hard time finding the money? Let’s just say my matress has been pretty lumpy for the past couple years.

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  • #632339
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    I May Be Wrong
    Participant

     There real question is…. WHY were you behind a 60 year old white male Aamir? #ReverseSandusky?

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  • #632340
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    I May Be Wrong
    Participant

    but back to the topic

    Let me sleep on this. McDunkin, myself and the rest of the gang will have to do a group in which you’ll need 77% aproval to join. Best of luck to you Aamir

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  • #632357
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    aamir543
    Participant

    ^There is too much corruption in the "gang". Anyone that is viewed as a threat to you, will be denied. All I’m saying is that. I’ve already cleared 36 of your credit cards, 9 of McDunkin’s car loan payments, and 123,673 of Leroy’s Pizza roll debt. We could be on our way to one of the premier management agencies, but I guess you guys prefer to upsurlp all of the money for you’re selfish needs. 

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  • #632383
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    butidonthavemoney

    You’re a good egg, Scooter. A GOOD egg. I’ll be sure to mention you in my acceptance speech at the Latin Grammys.

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  • #632387
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    bball guy
    Participant

     Sign me up!

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  • #632389
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    Scottoant93
    Participant

    Thank you NoMoney i will be in my dressing room (you know the one that resembles a restroom with dressing room writtin in sharpie as well as a bunch of obscure drawings all over it) until our performance….weird they gave you a luxury suite with 10 rooms and a gourmet chef, they sent down the street to the one stop hotel which had one room, a microwave and a case of romen noodles..Hmmmmmm i guess they didnt have space.

     

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  • #632420
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    McDunkin

    I dont think I like the tone of that post there Scootey.

    First of all you should be honored that you were one of the first entertainers to be able to test out a new brand of dressing room that a (third) world famous interior designer we represent is trying to present to large venues.

    Second of all… look you know i need 20 pillows. whether it be to sleep, build a fort, have pillow fights with WizKid, lay all over the floor so i can roll anywhere in the room, etc. This so called "5 star" hotel only provided 2 freaking pillows per room so therefore I had to get 10 rooms.

    As soon as I went to pay for yours I remembered that the company card only had a few thousands on it and I needed that to tip the stripp…hooke…ENTERTAINMENT that I knew would help me impress any would be clients I might meet that night.

    But was it not the Dunkin that used his own  employee FranFrans "missplaced" checkbook to get you that room (im not even going to mention that I got you HBO), Your favorite flavor Ramen, and like 8 extra mints on your pillow.

    The point is MMA loves you and we are a family and family doesnt file lawsuits against family.

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  • #632423
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    butidonthavemoney

    It sounds like McHonor didn’t have a choice, and played the hand he was dealt as well as he could. Dwelling on this would be petty.

    I’d offer you one of my extra rooms, but I need the storage space for my vast collection of Tiger Beat magazines. Obviously, I can’t just leave them at home… I mean, what if there’s a fire?

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  • #632437
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    Scottoant93
    Participant

     Woah woah who said i was complaining or anything about a lawsuit.. You guys cleary misunderstood my post(check out my drawing following that storyline) btw hows my recruiting thing work i found this amazing finger painter and hes willing to paint the mma symbol on every sports related arena and store. All you have to do is buy him a case of starburst Berries and cream flavored. Yes hes that wierd elf dude from the commercial. Plus hes most likey tli23 next target so in reality its a free service. Bam advertisment for free and brand new customer base

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  • #632448
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    ProudGrandpa
    Participant

    Can I join?  I write stories and stuff…

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  • #632490
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    McDunkin

    Well as long as it takes you…I mean heck Harry Potter books came out faster man

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  • #632491
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    OrangeJuiceJones
    Participant

     I should be the accountant for this agency. I’m the one who’s majoring in accounting. I’ll make sure that our artists STAY broke, while we reap the benefits of their hard work by throwing away money at the "gentleman’s" club.

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  • #632494
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    butidonthavemoney

    YOU!

    You owe me Popcorn.

    Give it to me.

    I demand it.

    Or am I going to have to file a report with Mollom?

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  • #632499
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    McDunkin

    Haha you said "we" like you were with me and WizKid shootin in the gym. I say its only fair to have a vote between OJJ and Double A

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  • #632506
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    OrangeJuiceJones
    Participant

     I forgot about what happened the last time we all went to a strip club. My favorite button-down still smells like chocolate syrup, and I still get dirty looks at the supermarket.

    About that popcorn: I’m a little busy this semester. I use the word "little" very lightly. 5 classes, an internship, chasing an intramural 6th man of the year award, making music….. I got a lot on my plate, dawg. 

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  • #632514
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    butidonthavemoney

    I’ll dress up as you, and take care of all those other things.

    You just focus on what really matters…

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  • #632519
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    AlexeyZabelin
    Participant

     Sorry to interfere in your discussion, but I would like to get an answer: Do I have a chance to ensure that you have seen me (skills, athleticism, medical examination,psychological test to identify the leadership qualities and mental health)? Answer:Yes or no? Thanks in advance

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  • #632521
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    ProudGrandpa
    Participant

    First off, I wanted to introduce myself.  My name is ProudGrandpa.  I am 17 years old.  I’m sure that will confuse you, seeing as you are new to the language, but its a long story.  I used to be a tool on this site (AKA, an annoying person) but now I am beloved in the hearts and minds of everyone [important] on this site, except for McDunkin and that poser clown Dale Worthington (avoid him)

    Your English is very good in that last post.  You are might be well poster some days.

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  • #632702
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    McDunkin

     Proudgranpa gtfo

    Alexey as soon as i get that paypal deposit we can talk man…better yet just leave your debit card and password with I May Be Wrong and wll get back to you

    OJJ I dont know what you were thinking that night whats up with the 50 Tyson project?

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  • #632707
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    McDunkin

     Good job on the finger painter Sooter I will  get you the money for the Starburst…you just go ahead and but them for the kid

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  • #632708
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    aamir543
    Participant

    ^I’ve got some good news McBased, just got back from the IRS, and with the help of my friend Benjamin Franklin here, The copmpany is now cleared, and all of our debts have been paid. I’ve also cut down on expenses by 67%, and our savings have quadrupled. We’re getting closer to that trip to India………………..

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  • #632791
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    Tongue-Out-Like-23
    Participant

    I quit!

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  • #632797
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    Scottoant93
    Participant

    India? Why would we go there…2x a year. Just pay me for that period and ill stay hone for the second trip.

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  • #632798
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    I May Be Wrong
    Participant

     NO! Don’t do it TOL-23… You’re one of the best recruiters at the firm. 

    You find the talent.. then McDunkin works his magic

     


     

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  • #632802
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    aamir543
    Participant

     Fine Scott, we could go to Italy too, just don’t make us go to a soccer game…………

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  • #632858
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    butidonthavemoney

    I want to stop by Russia, please. I have a friend there is all.

    Unrelated question: restraining orders issued in Salt Lake City aren’t legally binding outside of the country, yes?

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  • #632873
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    OrangeJuiceJones
    Participant

     50 Tyson doesn’t like my beats. He keeps saying that they’re too "complex." Who knows what goes on in his great mind?

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  • #632875
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    Tongue-Out-Like-23
    Participant

    I will be working on my recruitement video and start my own agency.  I’m coming for you McDunkin.

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  • #632883
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    Tongue-Out-Like-23
    Participant

    What side would you choose?

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  • #632897
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    Scottoant93
    Participant

    Italy???? I will already be living there i was thinking …. Wait for it……….AMSTERDAM(i spelled it wrong didnt i) Russia sounds cool i want one of those hats

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  • #632966
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    McDunkin

    You too TOL? You too?

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  • #633001
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    butidonthavemoney

    If it raises my stock in your agency, I could send Mollom an anonymous letter…

    Make your enemies disappear… 

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  • #633012
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    ProudGrandpa
    Participant

    I want to go to Cincinnati…

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  • #633033
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    I May Be Wrong
    Participant

    Ohhh man, I always though the Devil would come wearing a red skirt, have huge knockers, and pleasure me into joining the dark side… TOL23 didn’t pleasure me yet but I think the devil is amongst us! 

    Help McDunkin! The temptations are blinding me. What do I do? I’m more confused than John Bryant at a salad bar

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  • #633093
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    McDunkin

    quick! Get some BASED swag injectons 

     

     

    I cant lose you I May Be Wrong and nomoney i will get you as many locks of AK-47s hair as you want if you stick with us

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  • #633119
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    aamir543
    Participant

    Ok, our savings continue to grow, and I belive it’s time we take a company retreat.

    Since it seems that most of us are opposed of taking a trip to India, let’s vote on where we want to go, Just post your desired destinations, and We’ll choose one, and I’ll get our tickets in no time. But we may have to stop off at fquite a few places, the more stop offs, the cheaper the tickets, so we might have to go around the globe just to get to Mexico.

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  • #633124
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    I May Be Wrong
    Participant

    ….(eyes begin to open)

    Me: "Where am I?"

    Lil B: "There, there my child. You were lost. But now, you’re back to your roots"

    Me:  "SWOOP?"

    Lil B: "Hoes on you d*ck cuz you rock like McDunkin"

    Me: "I’m sorry I ever doubted you McDunkin!"

    Lil B: "Stay away from the devil…also, pick up ‘I’m Gay’ on iTunes"

    Me: Thank you BASED God!

     

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  • #633178
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    Tongue-Out-Like-23
    Participant

    C’mon I May Be Wrong… don’t go with McDunkin

    Stay here and we’ll make a dynasty!  Point-City!

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  • #633182
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    McDunkin

    Noooo never trust a Bucks fan

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  • #633205
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    butidonthavemoney

    I thought he was a Rockets fan.

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  • #633214
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    McDunkin

    Either way dont trust a fan of teams that are known for their weak boned big men

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  • #633223
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    aamir543
    Participant

    ^You mean foreign bigmen.

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  • #633265
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    Tongue-Out-Like-23
    Participant

    That’s a cheapshot and yes I am a Rockets fan.

    IMBW, think about it.  Fame, points, glory, points, belt-buckles with our names on them!  Did I mention points?  More points than your heart can imagine! 

    NoMoney wants to join too.

    Think about it.  Point-city!

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  • #633271
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    butidonthavemoney

    If you think I would turn on my old friend so quickly, then you clearly don’t understand the history between McBuddy and I. From John Wall Fails Drug Test to Dead Rising 2, he’s always been there for me and I could neve–

    Wait…

    Did you say belt-buckles?

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  • #633277
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    Tongue-Out-Like-23
    Participant

    Belt buckles with the name "NoMoney".  Enticing eh? 

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  • #633279
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    McDunkin

    Why would you guys do this? Because I talked you into getting Red Dead?

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  • #633326
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    Tongue-Out-Like-23
    Participant

    Red Dead is actually pretty good, I don’t play it as often because missions get boring and I forget to save when I do do them.

    Btw guys, you know the Snuggie thing?  Well I contacted their Mexico headquarters, Esnuggié — they agreed to custom make some for us!

    They’re pink, but a light pink so it’s not gay.  You can barely tell it’s pink really.  Not to mention, on the lower back it says "Property of: ________" and we can put the name of our favorite 1990’s TV celebrity male lifeguard from Baywatch!

    You jelly, McDanGilbert?

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  • #633814
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    McDunkin

    Lets talk this out TOL. How about i give you a brand new office on the 4th floor. .McSerbians old place

     

    I hope they find out what happened to him…….but anyway Aamir until the vote results are in on whether or not your job is long term you will get DNYCES old office

     

     

    P.S. DUE TO THE US BEING IN CODE RED MODE WHEN IT COMES TO SAVING MONEY WE WILL BE STRICTER WITH THE ONE FREE OFFICE CHAIR PER AN EMPLOYEE. IF ANY OF YOU ARE CAUGHT BREAKING YOUR CHAIRS TAYLOR CONDRIN SECURITY WILL ESCORT YOU OUT OF THE BUILDING SO REMEMBER.

     

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  • #633855
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    Hale
    Participant

     "If you think I would turn on my old friend so quickly, then you clearly don’t understand the history between McBuddy and I. From John Wall Fails Drug Test to Dead Rising 2, he’s always been there for me and I could neve–

    Wait…

    Did you say belt-buckles?"

    Hahahahahahaha

     

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  • #633857
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    Scottoant93
    Participant

    Mcdunkin after my apparrent controversy  i caused in the smart kids thread, i feel i should resign. Thanks for the opportunity.

    PS im keeping the free chair

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  • #633858
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    McDunkin

    Sorry but you signed a 10 year contract and the 2nd-10th years are company option

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  • #633860
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    Scottoant93
    Participant

    Damn 10 years then im in…..i was just trying to do the right thing but if that means i can keep my job then F@ck That ignore my last message

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  • #633883
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    Hale
    Participant

     Scott quick question…

    Why would you agree to those terms? 2nd-10th year company option?

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  • #633898
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    Scottoant93
    Participant

    Well honestly NoMoney took care of the contract…..also in the down side of the economy i needed a job

    on the downlow though….i have been secretly selling off some of the luxuries from mcdunkins office as well as stealing some of his girls for DanEBoy. He has so much stuff he doesnt need he would never notice it.

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  • #633906
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    aamir543
    Participant

    Understood McBased, but just to let you know, our company’s value has risen nearly 34 times within the past half a week, and if you happen to let me go, I’ll leave your company in a condition twice as worse as it was when I found it. I know how to hack Websites too, why do think Jeremy Lin ads is all over the Knicks website, heeheeheeheeheeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

    And you’re giving out FREE CHAIRS? No wonder our Country is in a reccesion, giving out free luxaries. From now on all employees will have to pay a tax on chairs, I’m in charge now…………………………..

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  • #633916
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    Tongue-Out-Like-23
    Participant

    W..what exactly happened in that office..?

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  • #633918
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    I May Be Wrong
    Participant

     Yeah about that office

    Jersey was over last week. I’m still high off the smell of pine sol and not sure what happened but I know what started it….

     

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  • #633944
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    McDunkin

     No no IMBW that night resulted in 

     
    But dont worry thanks to Rudeboys sklls…lets just say it will be a loooongtme until they know what address to send those court papers to.
     
    Now TOL 23…lets not worry about what happened in the past of the office  lets just worry about what the future of it holds.

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  • #633945
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    Tongue-Out-Like-23
    Participant

    I’ll resign my contract but only if we can still get the Esnuggié and our belt-buckles

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  • #633950
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    McDunkin

    You think we wont?

    You are talking to the man that approved IMBW idea of Wes Welker and Wale endorsed "No Hands" athletic gloves.

    Aamir whats up with the threats?

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  • #633951
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    I May Be Wrong
    Participant

     Esnuggie’s would be great to boast morale

     


     

    As well as Cinnabons

     

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  • #633953
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    I May Be Wrong
    Participant

     Aamir is plotting his revenge… for not believing him about Lin-sanity. No good can come from Aamir and doing business with him, I have a 5th sense about things like this

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  • #633954
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    aamir543
    Participant

    What threats? I am not threatning anybody, I’m just telling you the consequences if you don’t hire me, that’s all.

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  • #633987
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    McDunkin

     Hey double A its a company vote…so if they dont vote you in dont hold it against me or my money

     

    and good idea IMBW tomorrow in Cinnabon day in the office. All employees are welcome to bring their own Cinnabons to work and eat them during their lunchbreaks/bathroom time

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  • #634023
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    aamir543
    Participant

    ^I know it’s a company vote, but don’t you have the ultimatun,#David Stern?

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  • #634368
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    McDunkin

    I do but come on…everybody on here knows i don’t drive…because im stuck in neutral(get it?) Im the most neutral user around these parts. A random co-workers vote will just count twice in place of mine.

     

    and hey to show i do some work i signed a new artist that MikeyV told me about. Straight out o SunnyVale Trailor park in Canada (Home of the Bhullar brothers )

    Mikey V first informed me of him 4 years ago when he went to Dartmouth, Nova Scotia in search of the mysterious Andrew Wiggins ( who could do for Canada what Jeremy Lin has done for Harvard/Aamir)

    Ever the hip hop lover Mikey bought the CD of a local rapper J-Roc. Thinking he could be just what he needed to jump start MikeyV Music Group (MMG) He shot a documentary on the young man.

     

    Look how well he has handles his new fame

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  • #634726
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    aamir543
    Participant

    Jeremy Lin is gonna go OFF tonight.

    Look, Cyclo and Tli were saying Tyrese Rice and Luke Babbit were going to be stars and they missed big time

    Dnyce put his marbles on a Andrew Bynum trade.

    You, McFailure, put all your effort toward a Derrick Favors joke, and we all know how that’s panned out.

    I put my stock in Lin, cause I saw serious potential, that asian swagger was too much to pass up. He is gonna show that he is the Asian Kobe.

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  • #634735
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    Tongue-Out-Like-23
    Participant

    Lin

    8 points, 3 assists today.  Just because I added him to my fantasy team, he’s going to do terrible, I just know it.

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  • #634762
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    aamir543
    Participant

     One of my Asian friends drafted Jeremy Lin, but he also drafted Yi Jianlian, and Yao Ming cuase they still had him in the database.

    Now he’s going around claiming that he knew it all along. My school has been talking about it all week, hell we were talking about him in September of 2010. I remember wanting a Jeremy Lin jersey when our new designs came out, but they didn’t have Lin jerseys in the clearance section.

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  • #634796
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    ProudGrandpa
    Participant

    SHUT UP AND MCDUNKIN AND DERRICK FAVORS JOKES!  IF THAT IS THE ONLY AMMO YOU HAVE AGAINST HIM, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN"T BE DISSING HIM AT ALL.  A SMART INDIAN (redundant, I know) LIKE YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE CREATIVE EVERY NOW AND THEN.

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  • #634804
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    ProudGrandpa
    Participant

    "shut up *about*", that is

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  • #635191
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    ProudGrandpa
    Participant

    I may be wrong…but I doubt it.

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  • #635189
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    I May Be Wrong
    Participant

     Tell me how you really feel about aamir and McDunkin jokes, Gramps? lol #ALLCAPSRAGE

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  • #635224
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    McDunkin

     Wow…proudG defended me…..i dont know what to say

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  • #635228
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    I May Be Wrong
    Participant

     ProudGrandpa is full of surprises

    He’s grown on me over the past few months. He’s misunderstood but I can tolerate his brand of humor. ONE recommendation would be to drop the PG name (since you told everyone you are 17) and think of a new name from this point out. 

     

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  • #635231
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    McDunkin

     and stop crying in the car

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  • #635254
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    ProudGrandpa
    Participant

    You may dislike me, but I don’t dislike you.  Sure, I may prefer NoMoney’s style to yours, but you are still one of the site’s funniest posters.  Aamir, on the other hand, annoys the crap out of me, and things like his excessive knocking of you and Derrick Favors jokes piss me off.

    Give it a rest Aamir.

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  • #635264
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    McDunkin

     And just like that..I dont hate you anymore

     

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  • #635427
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    aamir543
    Participant

    Do you think I would make fun of McDunkin for my own amusment? Hell no, I have nothing against McDunkin, if he wanted to he probably could think of a Derrick Favors joke, there has been a certain somone whose name I will not mention(*cough-No Money-cough*) who has been shoving the green under the table………….

    And Gramps, I do not know or care why or how I annoy you so much, if anything you annoy me to death. I rarely see you post about basketball, and it seems like you come here to socialize and ridicule me more than to talk about ball.

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  • #658256
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    McDunkin

    Thanks to a stupid threat of a stupid lawsuit we now have seperate bathrooms for male and female employees

    So this means y2g will be moving from Office 205B to the right corner of FutureScouts office(Please dont touch his coffee mug…we will never hear the end of it)

    We will also be having a brainstorming meeting on how to go about the Kwame Brown marketing campaign this summer

     

    I would also like to let you agents that do absolutely nothing around here whhich of our clients are still waiting for representation.
     

    Jim Mccilvaine

     Greg Kite

    Michalel Ruffin

    We are also supposed to be finding buyers for MikeyVs remake of the early 90’s classic

    File:Cool as Ice poster.jpg

     

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  • #698355
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    aamir543
    Participant

    Company sales are great, our clinets are happy, and we just ordered a game of 2k12 with a new Xbox for "Company Meetings"

    And McDunkin, I believe it’s time we talk about a……ahem……..a raise. Nothing personal, just thought it was time we should restructure that contract, but I assure you I would never backdoor you at the 11th hour and flee to draftexpress, I would never do such a thing, right Jeremy, lol

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  • #699959
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    McDunkin

     Dear MMA Co-Workers,



    As many of you probably know, today is my last day. But before I leave, I wanted to take this opportunity to let you know what a great and distinct pleasure it has been to type “Today is my last day.”



    For nearly as long as I’ve worked here, I’ve hoped that I might one day leave this company. And now that this dream has become a reality, please know that I could not have reached this goal without your unending lack of support. Words cannot express my gratitude for the words of gratitude you did not express.



    I would especially like to thank all of my managers: in an age where miscommunication is all too common, you consistently impressed and inspired me with the sheer magnitude of your misinformation. It takes a strong man to admit his mistake – it takes a stronger man to attribute his mistake to me.



    Over the past three years, you have taught me more than I could ever ask for and, in most cases, ever did ask for. I have been fortunate enough to work with some absolutely interchangeable supervisors on a wide variety of seemingly identical projects – an invaluable lesson in overcoming daily tedium in overcoming daily tedium in overcoming daily tedium.



    Your demands were high and your patience short, but I take great solace knowing that my work was, as stated on my annual review, “mostly satisfactory.” That is the type of praise that sends a man home happy after even a 10 hour day, smiling his way through half a bottle of mostly satisfactory scotch.



    And to most of my peers: even though we barely acknowledged each other within these office walls, I hope that in the future, should we pass on the street, you will regard me the same way as I regard you: sans eye contact.



    But to those few souls with whom I’ve actually interacted, here are my personalized notes of farewell:



    To OJJ: I will always remember sharing lunch with you, despite having clearly labeled it with my name.



    To WizKid: I will miss detecting your flatulence as much as you will clearly miss walking past my cubicle to deliver it.



    To Cynthia: Best wishes on your ongoing campaign to popularize these “email forwards.” I sincerely hope you receive that weekend full of good luck, that hug from an old friend, and that baby for your dusty womb.



    To I May Be Wrong: I left a new wristwatch on your desk. It is so that you might be able to still tell time even without your hourly phone call to let me know the copier is jammed. (Call McDunkin – he’ll come by.)



    And finally, to Daneboy: you were right – I tested positive. We’ll talk later.



    So, in parting, if I could pass on any word of advice to the individual who will soon be filling my position, it would be to cherish this experience like a sponge and soak it up like a good woman, because a job opportunity like this comes along only once in a lifetime.



    Meaning: if I had to work here again in this lifetime, I would sooner kill myself.





    Very truly yours,

    JamminLemon

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  • #700079
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    ProudGrandpa
    Participant

    If you’re ever looking for a replacement…

    Besides, I’m qualified.  I’m a two-year attender of Journalism Camp.

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  • #882707
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    McDunkin

    Welcome back friends! 

    After Orange Juice Jones expose was printed we ran into a few problems 

     

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    But we are now back! The money I was paid by Lifetime to allow them the rights to make a movie about me and our great working conditions has allowed me to reopen our doors!

    Employees should now start reporting for work again. Don’t worry, your back owed pay was deposited safely into an account until a yet to be determined time but hey a small portion will be used for a viewing of Frozen at your very own popcorn party!!! (Please return the video to any Redbox before 9 it’s on Daneboys debit card) We will reach the level of just about almost near excellence we were at before OJJ had to snitch.

     

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  • #882600
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    McDunkin

    Welcome back friends! 

    After Orange Juice Jones expose was printed we ran into a few problems 

     

     photo C789D630-A6BA-4BBE-9175-BDFBB74210CE_zpsgabz7h4e.jpg

     

     

    But we are now back! The money I was paid by Lifetime to allow them the rights to make a movie about me and our great working conditions has allowed me to reopen our doors!

    Employees should now start reporting for work again. Don’t worry, your back owed pay was deposited safely into an account until a yet to be determined time but hey a small portion will be used for a viewing of Frozen at your very own popcorn party!!! (Please return the video to any Redbox before 9 it’s on Daneboys debit card) We will reach the level of just about almost near excellence we were at before OJJ had to snitch.

     

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  • #882745
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    butidonthavemoney

    Has anybody seen my bandmate?

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  • #882638
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    butidonthavemoney

    Has anybody seen my bandmate?

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  • #882754
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    McDunkin

     Hi there butidonthavemoolah no I haven’t seen your bandmate, but what I have seen is your future and it involves McDunkin Management Agency LLC.

    Interested?

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  • #882646
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    McDunkin

     Hi there butidonthavemoolah no I haven’t seen your bandmate, but what I have seen is your future and it involves McDunkin Management Agency LLC.

    Interested?

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  • #883024
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    butidonthavemoney

    You know that I am, but my band is called "Sin Dinero y La Otra Persona" and I can’t seem to find La Otra Persona…

    Where are you Scooterton??

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  • #883131
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    butidonthavemoney

    You know that I am, but my band is called "Sin Dinero y La Otra Persona" and I can’t seem to find La Otra Persona…

    Where are you Scooterton??

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  • #883333
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    McDunkin

    I have no idea who that could be but when I played cymbals for the John Wall Failed a Drug Test Band I was known (mainly by DanEBoy) as "la mejor persona que ha vivido" though.

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  • #883442
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    McDunkin

    I have no idea who that could be but when I played cymbals for the John Wall Failed a Drug Test Band I was known (mainly by DanEBoy) as "la mejor persona que ha vivido" though.

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  • #884538
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    ProudGrandpa
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     I can Off-Topic Forum, too

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  • #884425
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    ProudGrandpa
    Participant

     I can Off-Topic Forum, too

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  • #884833
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    butidonthavemoney

    "Hi there butidonthavemoolah no I haven’t seen your bandmate, but what I have seen is your future and it involves McDunkin Management Agency LLC.

    Interested?"

    Scooterton and I signed a ten-year contract in 2012, I believe.

    You can review the genesis of our arrangement here.

    I need him back. He’s not only the album cover artist/co-wroter, but he’s also my personal assistant/tour bus.

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  • #884946
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    butidonthavemoney

    "Hi there butidonthavemoolah no I haven’t seen your bandmate, but what I have seen is your future and it involves McDunkin Management Agency LLC.

    Interested?"

    Scooterton and I signed a ten-year contract in 2012, I believe.

    You can review the genesis of our arrangement here.

    I need him back. He’s not only the album cover artist/co-wroter, but he’s also my personal assistant/tour bus.

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  • #885007
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    McDunkin

     I’ll do what I can sir…in honor of this glorious day..April 1st 2014

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  • #884895
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    McDunkin

     I’ll do what I can sir…in honor of this glorious day..April 1st 2014

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  • #1023761
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    I May Be Wrong
    Participant

     This man. This was the glory days. *Cries emotionally in the corner of Starbucks*

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  • #1023899
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    I May Be Wrong
    Participant

     This man. This was the glory days. *Cries emotionally in the corner of Starbucks*

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  • #1024598
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    McDunkin

    I’ve got something in the works if you would like orange juice jones old position. I’m using the funds left to me in proudgrandpas will to reopen the doors to MMA

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  • #1024460
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    McDunkin

    I’ve got something in the works if you would like orange juice jones old position. I’m using the funds left to me in proudgrandpas will to reopen the doors to MMA

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  • #1025371
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    ProudGrandpa
    Participant

    i aint dead yet 

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  • #1025232
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    ProudGrandpa
    Participant

    i aint dead yet 

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    • #1026569
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      McDunkin

      Hey PG… photo image_zps508dhyxi.gif

      I see you found your way home….umm this awkward but I’ve missed you. About that donation you made to MMA…

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    • #1026434
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      McDunkin

      Hey PG… photo image_zps508dhyxi.gif

      I see you found your way home….umm this awkward but I’ve missed you. About that donation you made to MMA…

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      • #1027714
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        ProudGrandpa
        Participant

         missed you too, McD

         

        keep the change

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      • #1027581
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        ProudGrandpa
        Participant

         missed you too, McD

         

        keep the change

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