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Posted on: Wed, 10/20/2010 - 4:41pm #22437

butidonthavemoney
As you know by now, I am a mystical wizard who can read the stars and stuuuff.
Who out there is brave enough to have their horoscope read by an Official Junior Astrologer (OJA)?
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Posted on: Wed, 10/20/2010 - 5:29pm #416388

joecheck88
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i think you got my last one mixed up with someone else.
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Posted on: Wed, 10/20/2010 - 5:29pm #416393

joecheck88
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i think you got my last one mixed up with someone else.
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 2:54pm #418707

butidonthavemoney
trinajoe‘s Horoscope – You will follow LeBron’s suit and take your talents to South Beach. Unfortunately, your talents are useless to a straight male unwilling to star in low-budget man/man films.
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 2:54pm #418714

butidonthavemoney
trinajoe‘s Horoscope – You will follow LeBron’s suit and take your talents to South Beach. Unfortunately, your talents are useless to a straight male unwilling to star in low-budget man/man films.
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 3:22pm #418721

OrangeJuiceJones
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Will that kid who keeps talking crap about me in my communications class accept my challenge if I challenge him to a duel?
Will I win if I challenge him to a duel?
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 3:22pm #418728

OrangeJuiceJones
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Will that kid who keeps talking crap about me in my communications class accept my challenge if I challenge him to a duel?
Will I win if I challenge him to a duel?
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 3:24pm #418725

butidonthavemoney
I’m not a fortune teller, you gumfroc.
OrangeJuiceJones‘ Horoscope – Your sexual fetish of getting tickled by women bigger than you will be your ultimate undoing, when you suffocate on Bertha’s arm flab.
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 3:24pm #418732

butidonthavemoney
I’m not a fortune teller, you gumfroc.
OrangeJuiceJones‘ Horoscope – Your sexual fetish of getting tickled by women bigger than you will be your ultimate undoing, when you suffocate on Bertha’s arm flab.
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 3:26pm #418729

OrangeJuiceJones
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That’s cool — as long as I get to smell Bertha’s feet one last time….
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 3:26pm #418736

OrangeJuiceJones
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That’s cool — as long as I get to smell Bertha’s feet one last time….
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 3:27pm #418731

McWinning
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Whats mine read?
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 3:27pm #418738

McWinning
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Whats mine read?
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 3:33pm #418737

butidonthavemoney
Thebobster‘s Horoscope – Finding pennies on the street only grants you good luck if you DON’T swallow them.
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 3:33pm #418744

butidonthavemoney
Thebobster‘s Horoscope – Finding pennies on the street only grants you good luck if you DON’T swallow them.
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 3:55pm #418751

McDunkin
Me next
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 3:55pm #418758

McDunkin
Me next
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 3:57pm #418753

butidonthavemoney
McDunkin‘s Horoscope – You will find true happiness getting spanked by your transexual supervisor at your next place of employment.
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 3:57pm #418760

butidonthavemoney
McDunkin‘s Horoscope – You will find true happiness getting spanked by your transexual supervisor at your next place of employment.
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 4:01pm #418755

McDunkin
….well alright, alright, alright
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 4:01pm #418762

McDunkin
….well alright, alright, alright
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 4:04pm #418759

butidonthavemoney
I have a picture of your future transexual supervisor…
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 4:04pm #418766

butidonthavemoney
I have a picture of your future transexual supervisor…
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 4:08pm #418765

McDunkin
I knew he/she was a tape and tucker…..is that her getting ready for another interview? I didnt know they had KY in spray cans now.
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Posted on: Mon, 10/25/2010 - 4:08pm #418772

McDunkin
I knew he/she was a tape and tucker…..is that her getting ready for another interview? I didnt know they had KY in spray cans now.
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Posted on: Mon, 11/01/2010 - 4:39pm #424844

Im Your Father
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I would like a horoscope…please.
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Posted on: Mon, 11/01/2010 - 4:39pm #424859

Im Your Father
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I would like a horoscope…please.
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Posted on: Mon, 11/01/2010 - 4:47pm #424852

OhCanada-
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okay this is the one youve all been waiting for…Go ahead gimme hell butidonthavemoney.
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Posted on: Mon, 11/01/2010 - 4:47pm #424867

OhCanada-
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okay this is the one youve all been waiting for…Go ahead gimme hell butidonthavemoney.
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