The Official Young Krefty aka Jon Kreft appreciation thread
A diss for our own NoMoney from Young Kreftys next mixtape
"The Blocks are hot"
Young Krefty didnt want to be in your blog
You're just jealous he got more hops than a frog
Try to drive him and you will get stopped like a DUI
Try to be a slasher and the blocks will fly
They call him Krefty the snowman (Chyea!)
it could because he has all that ice on his hand
or it could be because he has that white in his hand(Brrr!)
(and i aint talkin about his peachey tan)
With the ice no one is bolder
the dude is colder than a polar bears shoulder.
Krefty is a nobody.
Daniel Miller is the new harpoon. And this nation, this nation is just a helpless whale, causually galloping alongside his floaty ship-boat. Daniel "Ishmael" Miller! YES! HAHAHAHA!
I think I need to get some sleep, but thanks for pulling this topic back up. The rap I wrote up there is just one of the many classic songs I've written in my career as a NBADraft.net poster. If you have the time, can you pull up Luke Babbitt's "I Got High (At the Combine)" or my Ron Artest freestyle? Thanks.
Krefty dont play hes the mutha freakin best
He will Say FSU minus the s
because he knows hes the greatest
Ask his local pd
he aint scared to traffic that white in his booty
It may have cost him a few years and a scholy to UAB
But he aint worried because now he is blockin for free
His white is as white as Frosty
he will have you thinkin he is breakin bad with Jesse (lets get it!)
He makes a living off of snow like he a snowboarder
Makes those deals while he is benched in the 4th quarter
Krefty the Snowman is who he be
he might get drafted if there wasnt jus 2 rounds but 3
Bring it to the middle and you will see
the immovable force that they call Krefty
A sample from the first single of of his latest album
Krefty dont let you take shots like you're his designated driver
He will figure out a way to stop you, he is like a zone d MacGyver
His d is pro level and his hustle couldnt get smarter
ladies dont even care if his jumper is uglier than Sean Carter
He runs Florida who the F*** is Lebron
And compared to him...d-wade is softer than Boshs Tampon
You think he is pale, wait until you see the stuff that he's moving
One hit will make you think Kareem Rush is singing...yeah, that sh*t is that soothing
he gets the crowd as hype as mikeyv at a Oregon convention
or almost as crunk as TLI at a American Idol 15 and under audition.
That’s important because with Antawn Jamison (Lakers) and Anthony Parker (retirement) gone, the Cavs needed to find perimeter threats -- particularly once Waiters and Irving get in the lane, draw double-teams and kick it to spotted-up teammates.
To celebrate the release of the 2 mixtapes he wrote during his time in the pen(Under Solomon Alibis "More Length than Skillz" record company) I decided it was time that this giant lyricist got the attention/respect he deserves.
So feel free to post your favorite songs or lyrics from the two soon to be classics