[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

So, I’m really, really, white.  Like, Eastern-European-Big-Man white.  But I’m going to prom soon and I need some help with some dance moves.

Got any good ones? (And no GRINDING.  Me and my date like to keep it classy)

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

 I hope this doesn’t bring up the trolls but this video has a ton of moves you could bust out on the floor. Don’t worry, at prom, even the whitest or white kids get down. Eveyone looks like fools but they are having a great time. 

 

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

My computer is crappy and I can’t see what you just posted, IMBW.  Gimme a link, bro.

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

 http://www.youtube.com/watch

I think there’s been some techincal difficulties going on as of late with videos/gifs I wanted to post. 

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Those were great!  Is it a coincidence you used a Flynt Flossy video, though?

[HaleParticipant]

[Marcia YudkinParticipant]

I Like

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

 No coincedence on the choice of video. I’m not a fan of the NBAdraft.net Flynt Flossy BUT I do find the real Flynt Flossy funny and arguably one of the best dancers I’ve ever seen lol

 

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Once again, I can’t see yo pichers.  But I will assume they include scantily clad women doing inappropriate things and that they ARE NO HELP TO ME WHATSOEVER!

So selfish.  (Ok, I’m really doing this for Aamir’s sake.  I knew he would be too embarasses to ask anyone for help, but now that a certain Miss Patel asked him to prom, he is desperate.  Though my repertoire could use a little work, too…)

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

 @Y2G – Kate Upton doing the CatDaddy in her bikini is now illegal in 21 states. If that was the first thing I saw in the morning, the sun wouldn’t be the only thing that rises if you know what I mean.

@PG – Miss Patel? He’s bringing his calculator to the prom!?? 

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

IMBW-Are you referring to your penis?

No, Aamir’s calculator is named Mohandas.  His cousin is Miss Patel.  She just likes him for his crappy stories.

[HaleParticipant]

Haha wtf? You serious? 21 states?

[aamir543Participant]

First of all I’m a sophmore, I didn’t go to prom and even if I wanted to I would’ve chosen my first love: Basketball, and went to my AAU tournament instead(we had a late afternoon game outside of the city),  and Gramps, if you really want to learn how to dance, take a lesson out of my book, and since you’re Kyrylo Fesenko white, good luck trying to fit in. I’ll post the link since you can’t watch the embeded videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wdw64aHYXA

[llperez]

no grinding? Are you taking your sister?

[Critically ThinkingParticipant]

 sorry, but prom for me wasnt about dancing at all. me and my friends rented a house, a "prom house" where we would all get mad drunk and have a good time. pretty much prom was like alright lets eat our food and get up to the house so we can all fuck each other hahahaha. nah but seriously, the salsas always good to know. not to difficult to learn all you gotta do is move dem hips!

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

I’m taking a friend, so itd be awkward.  And besides, I have moral standards!  And she’s Asian.

[joecheck88Participant]

 Best Dance Advice I can give is just have fun and be comfortable with what you are doing. Don’t do too much dumb stuff but have fun. Most importantly SMELL GOOD. Scrub yourself like never before in the shower, be liberal with deodorant and body spray/cologne. You will sweat profusely dancing and will produce BO. Follow my instructions and you and the Asian girl may be more than just friends tomorrow. 😉

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

But I don’t want to be more than just friends!  Are you saying that, if I smell good, she will rape me?

[McDunkin]

 You gotta have moves like Bieber

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

I’m Mexican… lemme show you how we get down

Bust one of these and you’ll have her in bed by the end of the night.

[stomzoogoaoParticipant]

IMBW-Are you referring to your penis?

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