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:(This sucks like a beyotch!

Seriously, it does. I had the chance to tell a girl that I like who also happens to like me - that I wanted her number for a date (I even made her a origami flower), but no! I was too &$#%#&@! shy like a mother! I couldn't even get close to her. I can't talk to girls for crap - well, girls that I like for that matter. I just need to express my feelings right now, so think whatever you want. I mean, she saw me with the flower in my hand and &$#%#&@!, I was even "dressed, to impress, spark a b....h's interest+, I had 3 people trying to force me to talk to her. All that, and I couldn't even get a word to her. I went home with my tail between my legs, and the flower in my hand.

Tomorrow will be a new day though. I thought of it already. Dress to kill, then I stop by during the middle of her class (I'll be pretending to ask for a teacher or saying I need a wallet from a certain friend who's helping me get her). I'll just give her the flower, say Hi and "Sorry it took a while" and give her a note asking her number and all, and get back to my class. I'd see her after class anyways so I can talk to her. Acknowledge that the attention of the whole class and the teacher will be on me (and her), and once I put my body inside that room, there won't be no going back; hopefully, this will motivate me to give her the note. Of course, it'd be embarrassing if I get dissed during the time period so once I walk out the class, I'll go to the bathroom and faint. I'm just kidding about that part, but my heart rate will be skyrocketing. I get excited and nervous around her, just so you know.

Anyways, thanks for letting me put out my suppressed rage and plan and thanks for listening.

NO HATERS ALLOWED!
THIS MEANS YOU WIZKID YOU FILTHY &$#%#&@!


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Go get em tiger

Go get em tiger

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i wish best of luck dude

i wish best of luck dude seriously man.... GET IN THAT &$#%#&@!!!!!

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Tell

Tell her you'll pay for her meal.

If she doesn't immediately respond...

Tell her again.

Oh, and dude asking her in front of a lot of people might not be cool. It's like proposing at a basketball game on the big-arse video screen.

I'd just catch her in the hallway and ask her straight up. Forget the note, that's bush-league.

Good luck in whatever you decide to do, be sure to let us know how it goes.

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yeah dude, it will be more

yeah dude, it will be more romantic maybe in a diff manner

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Leroy Leroy Leroy, you need

Leroy Leroy Leroy, you need to talk to Dr. Phil....hand her an oragami flower and a note asking for her number?? Are you serious?

Don't be afraid to talk to girls, they don't bite...well maybe sometimes. Just be yourself and talk to her, don't be handing her paper flowers or notes asking for numbers. That's childish and sounds like something little girls would do. Make her laugh, get her number and call her a few days later. If she isn't into you, you'll figure it out. And that's that.

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cuff your balls bro

cuff your balls bro

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dude just whip out ur c0ck

dude just whip out ur c0ck and see what she does. this is what we do in serbia, it is like a mating ritual. i wouldnt recommed doing it in school or if u/she is under the age of 16.

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^LOL

^LOL

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ohh sweet 801

ohh sweet 801

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She wants you.

funny animated gif

She wants you.

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So nobody was gonna tell me

So nobody was gonna tell me about this.....Leroy challenge the toughest kid in the school to a spoon fight she will see how cool you are then she nail that thing like James jones for 3

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Ohmygoodness this is funny

Ohmygoodness this is funny LMAO

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leroy i am the same way but a

leroy i am the same way but a note!!?! like ojj would say, "cmon son" u got to do better than that. just ask her in the hallway. take a deep breath before you reach her though and make sure u dont mumble. and be confident and look her in the eyes.

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I was even "dressed, to

I was even "dressed, to impress, spark a b....h's interest"

Best line ever

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