If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son...
wow 99 problems like i havent heard that already you douche. If your going to jump on a bandwagon of picking on somebody the least you could do is be original
First off, did you ever ask why did the teasing start? If push comes to shove, if you have to defend yourself against a chick...then so be it. She has the balls to push you, you got the right to defend yourself.
I'm not for striking women at all, but your survival must always come first.
True. You could always just block her attacks and not hit back until an authoritative figure sees what's going on. That's what I did in middle school when I pissed a girl off.
Just for future reference, avoid those pizza rolls.
Their greasy delicousness started this whole problem for you.
Then again you did bring the girls mother into it...and that is grounds to get your ass served.
Do her mom and then see if she pulls a Lebron James on you and just sort of does nothing.
tell her you only have 6 months to live..
You know what, I'm impressed. For a dude getting bullied by a chick you got stones. A plus for you haha. But seriously, nobody else used that line in the thread though.
Bumpin this for the guys who need to laugh. Sorry cant let it go.
Sigh..................This is where I got my first big break, good times good times
We on top of the world baby!
tyler perry should turn this into a movie....i can see it now
monique as the female bully..dave chappelle as u
" I was hype cause my mom was making pizza rolls" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
&$#%#&@! each and every single one of you
LeRoy your back! any other girls threatening to turn you into a unich?
Leroy. Dont do anything stupid. Like move to draftexpress.
hahahahahahahahhaa. Does it make you all feel like a real men to be so pathetic, that you have to try to tear down someone else to make yourself feel better?
Anybody that flags this thread as offensive and gets it deleted will get 2 months worth of allowance from me
No thanks, Leroy. I don't have any more room in my freezer.
was that a gotdamned pizza roll joke?
Guess what you jerks? on Sunday night me and my friends went over to her house with our bikes and some spray paint and, well, lets just say Leroy had the last laugh. How do you like me now
Ill get the last laugh with you in bed hottie.
If you wanted this topic deleted, you should have talked to a moderator...
LeRoy, you must be extremely young. That's all I have to say.
Do you wanna get it on in bed?
WE DONT TAKE SUCH &$#%#&@!!
"Anybody that flags this thread as offensive and gets it deleted will get 2 months worth of allowance from me."
How much money we talking?
And Leroy, you must be an idiot. You seem like a cocky as$ whimp who talks a big game, but has mothing to show for it. If you can't take a beating, than don't talk $hit about anyone.
On a sidenote, how did you do on your spelling test last week, I know "window" is a hard word to spell, but you gotta memorize it.
You are like the Hulk Hogan of weenis riding
leroy...since u have problems getting girls.....maybe god sent that turtle to be your companion....I HEARD THEY LIKE IT NICE & SLOW......hahahaha
^^^^SHHHH he might insult it and get beat up again... i mean remember last time
LEROY the LOSER
i'm on my way to the mall..to that put on a t-shirt....
"When I was in 5th grade, girl punched me in the face, I threw her ass into the bookcase.
Why? Because you don't &$#%#&@! with me"
I think you put that @ss in the wrong place, if you know what I mean...............
Aamir you nerd the only a55 you have seen probably has .com after it
"Aamir you nerd the only a55 you have seen probably has .com after it"
I am sorry I have no clue what you're trying to say, that last sentence was confusing as hell. It's either your grammar is terrible, or I'm just really sleepy after all those finals.
He's basically saying the only @ss you've seen is on p0rn sites.
At least I can spell .com. Dude Leroy, I heard you got a 2-15 on your last spelling test, and that you spelled "dog", "dawg" and "pencil", "Penisel".
I vote Leroy on this argument.
If only aruguing with Leroy was as easy as Calculus..................
Just stop. What Leroy said both made sense and was hilarious, so suppress your Asian nature and accept that you are wrong.
Leroy's mom in the kitchen... http://youtu.be/fDRHUTk_mrw
thats too funny lmaooooo
If we are pulling up old, non-baskatball related threads, then Universal, you really need to take your turn in the Gay Rap Cypher thread...
I ALWAYS read RUDEBOY_'s puns/jokes in that David Caruso CSI voice .... like when RUDEBOY_ wrote that comment about Leroy getting a turtle and them liking it NICE AND SLOW...instant gold! He's got these corny little one liners on point.
2 years later, still SUPER funny. LMFAO
i aint goin back there......
and im Malik-Universal now..................