[mosdefParticipant]

everyone has done it. keeping it clean, what was the worst or best thing you have said or heard while on the court?

[HaleParticipant]

 When I was coaching a game a few years ago one of the kids on my team hit a miracle 30 foot 3 to force OT and my assistant coach and I went nuts (cheering, standing up, getting pumped up, nothing out of the ordinart for a big moment). We ended up losing in 2 OT, and that’s when the other teams coach (a guy at least 25 years old then me) ran right in front of our bench and then slid forward in something reminiscent of a power slide while yelling "We got you!". I was so taken aback that I just stood there looking confused as f*ck, wondering if that really happened. So that’s probably the dumbest form of trash talking I’ve seen in person.

[Raman KuppuswamyParticipant]

good

[mosdefParticipant]

with me, some dude came to the courts decked out in a all new Orlando Shaq uni with the shoes. It had been raining all that week so around the court was still muddy. A shot was missed and I got the rebound around the FT line and just took it hard to the rim. Wannabe Shaq tried to block it and I pulled a Shawn Kemp and just rained down on his butt. Our bodies colliding caused him to lose balance and he went stumbling backwards falling into the mud, dirtying his new gear. I just stared at him and said, and one for the foul sucka

[Johnny Chill]

I called this guy on nbadraft.net, that he had little man complex, he was shower buddies with Y2G, and knew Sandusky on a personal level.

He got mad at me, and got "revenge" by starting a thread with my username as the heading, listing all the trash I said about him.

He also gives me multiple Negs on all of my post with his multiple usernames and he gives himself Pluses to makes himself feel better. He probably thinks he can cash the Pluses in for  money at the end of the season.

[apb540Participant]

Stuff like that is why you got a thread made about you. 

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

I ball with some home school kids.  They have no coordination.  I make a lot of home-school jokes.  Good times.

[aamir543Participant]

I don’t do a lot of trash talking, or any really, but most of what goes on in the post involves a lot of shuffling, elbowing, grunting, and"get off of me!"s from each party. I remember during one game I was really running my mouth for some reason, not anything bad, but just stupid stuff. I remember a couple weeks ago at tourny though I was battling for post position but I gave up because I was so winded, and he called me a pusssy, so I started banging back and when we turned for the rebound, thanks goodness he ducked his head or else my elbow would have caught his face, not like my elbow would do damage like Aretest’s, but it would’ve hit him smack in the nose.

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

Obviously the regular, "You can’t guard me"…"Get off me"… "You reach, I teach"

I used to know some guy that would go on MaxPreps, look up the guys we were going to play the next game, look them up on MySpace or Facebook, check their family and tell them ish like, "Hey, your sister/GF (insert name here) is pretty fine, I think I’ma hit that".  He would hound the guy he was guarding the entire game just talking crap about his sisters, female cousins, girlfriend, and mother.

Pretty stalker-ish but it worked for him, I guess.

[aamir543Participant]

Damn, just got back from the morning game of our AAU tourney, late in the game I had a bs foul called and I stomped at the ref. The ref didn’t see it but my coaches did, and I think I’m in the doghouse. 

[McDunkin]

Funniest would have to be Micheal Beasley telling Donte Greene that he was "ugly as sh*t" before driving by him to score in the first Elite 24 game.

 

Mikeyv will absolutely destroy you verbally on the court. He spits paragraphs full of profanity,"yo mamma" jokes, and words that even a dictionary would have trouble understanding.

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

^
"you ugly a sh*t"

Hahaha Yeah I remember watching that on Gunnin’ For That #1 Spot! 

[Raman KuppuswamyParticipant]

haha

[Raman KuppuswamyParticipant]

lol

[Raman KuppuswamyParticipant]

nice

[Raman KuppuswamyParticipant]

haha

[Raman KuppuswamyParticipant]

done it

[Raman KuppuswamyParticipant]

v

[towowioazaoParticipant]

I LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[csoofioaParticipant]

with me, some dude came to the courts decked out in a all new Orlando Shaq uni with the shoes. It had been raining all that week so around the court was still muddy.

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