What made you crack up today?
Me and my clan were having a clan battle on Modern Warfare 2 on Xbox Live and our Co-Leader wasn't eligible because their was something wrong with his gamebattles account so we told the other clan "If y'all let us play y'all, even if we win, you'll still get the win on your record." But we lied, and we won. And we even to pictures to prove that we won even though we said the other clan would still get the win. After the match, me and my clan mates started cracking up and the other clan never found out.
Place: Sammamish, Washington (roughly 25 minutes east of seattle)
Time: 6:44 pm
Starring: Taylor Condrin and his dad Chris Condrin
So my dad and i went to KFC for dinner tonight and while we were enjoying our delicious meals, my two girl friends Lauren and Morgan came struttin in wearin nothin but bikinis (it was 85 today and they came from the waterpark) and proceeded to chat with us for about 15 minutes before they went to order at the front desk...two minutes later a 75 year old russian lady wearing a long black trench-coat (its 85 out) came up to me and my dad and said "you should tell those girls parents that their kids arent wearing shirts in public"...my dad just burst out laughing and the elderly gal stood stunned...i quickly alleviated the tension by saying "at least they look good right?" she said "ohh yeah they look good but they need to wear shoes and shirts in public"
the best part was the girls were 2 feet behind the old gal listening in on the situation
At approximately 8:13 A.M on Friday, a middle-aged, 5'6 Asian male in a charcoal-colored suit will ring your doorbell. If you don't answer it, then he'll just knock it down. Once he reaches you, he will administer the most painful ass-kicking this country has seen in the past 28 months.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Me: Hey Dad what's up?
Dad: The mailman keeps delivering packages to my house that are supposed to go to the same address but one street over.
Me: Yeah?
Dad: Yeah, so I opened one and it was a pair of ladies shoes....I just gave them away.
Me: Why didn't you just put it back in the mailbox?
Dad: That would be weird.
Me: Yeah THAT would be weird.
Dad: I opened another package and it had a banana and an apple in it. Who the hell sends fruit in a box without a basket??
Me: Who the hell opens other people's mail?
Click
I watched the greatest freakout ever.
1) While I was walking to dinner on Friday, one of my cousins took a chicken finger off of a waiter's tray (while he wasn't looking), shoved it in his mouth, and said, "I think I'm Big Meech! Larry Hoover!"
2) I kept throwing away money on this rip-off arcade game where you try to win a prize. I tried 11 times, and won nothing. My 7-year-old niece won seven times on her first ten tries.
3) One of the maids allegedly stole marijuana from the same cousin's room. He actually thought about telling somebody in charge.
4) I heard a drunk guy arguing with his girlfriend/wife/female acquaintance... Over $3... In the middle of the night. Nobody from the staff wanted to do anything.
5) I won a ping-pong tournament, despite the fact that I've never played ping-pong before. I also won a three-point shootout, a one-on-one tournament, and a game of bingo. I represented NBADraft.net well. I wish I had a jersey with NBADraft.net on the front, so that I could tug on the front of it and show it off whenever I did something.
I wanted to make this thread similar to the "what were you bothered by today" thread, because I think that is a really cool thread that will ,and has the potential to never die because of the makeup...
Discuss any and everything hat happeded during the course of your day that made you laugh.
I'll start...
Today I went to the YMCA and a "special" kid that I have known for about 5 years saw me and he said hi and everything but then he noticed that my friend that I used to bring with me(who is Dominican and on the dark side) wasn't there and he asked me "where's that brown boy?"...At first, I was confused, but then I realized what he was talking about and started rollin...That had me dyin..
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