Texts with Bennett are funny as hell. My favorite is the one he talks about watching a show about dolphins and how they go both ways. Lol
So my friend posted this on Facebook today. You have to read it about ten times to get it, but it's pretty funny:
"teacher over the intercom"-will all ECA testers report to the auditorium....."Substitute teacher"-I dont know why they call them "testers" they are "testees"... "goverment classroom"-<laughter>
Did you hear about the successful farmer?
He was "out-standing" in his field.
I never thought that something so simple would make me laugh so hard.
So McBased and myself are trying a new routine for America's Got Talent. What y'all think?
What happens when a girl tries to break the news to Rudeboy?
Basketball Guru's SUMMR TEETH!
This is pure genius.
I had the wierdest dream last night. I was checking fantasy stats, and I came across Chris Kaman's player rater and it said 45.3, and for those of you that follow fantasy you know that's a lot. Then I looked at his stats and saw he had a 71 and 35 game, and a 90 and 23 game. No lie, really had this dream.
I've never seen someone get so mad at his own voice.
These are great.
I'm onto you McCeption. Admit it already.
No my favorite color is blue
but remember that time Cyclo tried to be a gymnast?
Cena getting F5'ed.
Okay, I just thought you were. My bad. Quick question: When does the narwhal bacon?
Remember that time cyclo joined the army?
Today was Co-Curriculer day where the clubs sell overpriced junk, but it's an excuse to get out of class, but not all teachers let you go. We had a sub in Spanish, so I decided to tell him I was woking for a club. there are 4 Indian kids in my grade(Including myself) and two of the others were in the same class, so we decided to tell him we were going to go help out for the Indian club(there is no Indian Club, but there is a Jew Crew, an Asian club in which 30% of the people are white, and several other ethical clubs) the sub gave us this wierd stare, and thank goodness we held our laughs, so he let us go, but half the class claimed they had to work for a club, so he just let the entire class go, and the Indian girl who had that calss later, tried the same one on two other subs(teachers for some reason don't show up on these days, and probably wanted a 4 day weekend) and it worked to perfection, although tehy might have been dissapointed when they didn't get any curry.
And another story, in San Francisco, you either go to a 30,000 dollar private schoo, a 15,000 parochaial school, a public school, or a acidemically advanced public school(like me) same as other public schools, except you need good middle school grades. So I'm on the same team as a bunch of these guys that go to these fancy 37,000 dollar private, schools, but it seems like they have every other day off. They have 4 days off for Sophmore retreat, they have two weeks of Spring break, and a ski week. The only extra days we get off are just so they don't have to pay the teachers, called furlough days. Damn budget cuts.
a acidemically advanced public school(like me)
Good to know, Aamir. Good to know.
"I remember how kind she was to people when they would talk to her on the phone" "Aaawww, who cares?"
Good god, is one of the best threads officially dead? Must...... try........to revive this!
Now, I only put that video up because I see a lot of people liking "dubstep" music - which I think has to be the WORST brand of music of all time. I envy deaf people everytime I hear someone putting on dubstep. Skrillex is apparently a big deal amongst the dubstep world and just made #2 on my "people who I need to kill" list behind gayfish. This was a clever video but I want to restore this thread for the summertime! (Please Aamir, read your stories before you post them and ask, "Is this REALLY funny?")
I dont even know why but it did....
That is the least amount of emotion I have EVER seen during a fist clench.
Typical day at MMA
I found my double.