What made you crack up today?
A pretty funny story my Brother told me. Before you read this story you need to know the school I went to and my brother now goes to in the UK has a horrendously low graduation rate and is being closed next year. Anyway the school still has fire alarm's that you push to set off and lately these alarms were being set off nearly every day and the school was confused because they had constantly warned the students to stop doing it or there would be severe punishments. Anyway after about 3 weeks the school discovered that a "intellectually challenged" student had been told that if he pressed the fire alarm it would play music out loud for the whole school, he was also convinced in the part of the school the alarm's were in didn't play music but instead played a siren. The teachers apparently found it so funny no one was punished other than the kid who convinced the dumb kid to do it in the first place. I actually met one of my old teachers recently who verified that this was true and the school was in the process of changing the entire alarm system because of it.
My friend, Kendall: How many legs does a rooster have?
My friend, Brian: Uh...two?
Kendall: How many legs do three roosters have?
Brian: ...six?
Kendall: How many teeth does a cat have?
Brian: I don't know!
Kendall: Wow, you sure know a lot more about c*cks than p*ssies!