your nba lifestyle
Hard to say unless you are there. I've partied pretty hard in my life, so I would probably want to be chill and focus on basketball. But that would be hard to do. I would definitely try and be smart with my money and stay in shape year round. It is no fun trying to keep up with dudes who are hungrier and in better shape then you.
diamond in the middle!i would get a van that had airbrushed me with a big ass sword in my hand cutting Tracy McGrady in half,i would be shirtless too in just some hammer pants! i would park my insane ride outside the 7-11 and make homeless people wash it with there tongues for 50 dollars a piece...i would laugh as they do this...i would get some smart scientists make me a pair of glasses that would shoot lasers out of them...maybe even have them attach some laser cannon to my arm...i would get Brandon Roys picture tatted on my kids n wifes backs
i would hire TIm Grover to make my body bad ass...i would play games shirtless spray painting my jersey on my body
Me I'd be the NBA with his face everywhere from music to movies awards shows comedy sketches all that. I'd have a whole lot of gear to since I love clothes but I'd also be the man improving his game constantly every single day. I would just have fun and thank god for what I got.
Well first off i would buy a house and have a room entirly made out of shamwows also would have a fort made out of pillows room with no girls aloud. i would then live like a celebrity and do what ever i want. I'd kinda be like Dennis Rodman mixed with Wilt Chamberline. I would be known as the Player who can't his pants on even on the court (i'm Coming for you Kobe Braynt). Ì would then start a youtube account and make it famous so not only would i be in the nba but be the greatest Vloger of all time. When Maneger kick me off the team for being a distraction i would then straighten up my act for my next 4 season (which would be my best seasons) but i will buy ridiculously stupid things like a monkey and i shall call him Optimus Prime and he will live under the sea as i will get a surgeon to give him gills. I would then marry a riduclously famous celbrity and have 7 children and teach them to sing country then they will play basketball and finally i will be the first man to eat a whole horse... ALIVE!!
you ate the horse during the all star game festivities...
I would also spend my money trying to invent a karaoke machine that let you travel back in time...that way you can sing while going back in time
If i were a really good player i would do a dunk in the dunk contest where i was completly naked and Derrick Rose would throw me a sweet lob pass and i would do a spinning 360 in the air catch the pass n dunk it...then id high five Derrick n everyone would look and take pictues of my new huge penis,that i bought with all my new money,that has a tattoo of Jameer Nelson on it...Then Jameer would come up to me and say "Not bad,not bad at all"
wow. i think this thread has "epic" written all over it. Let's keep it going. I want to see more about gold teeth with spinners on each tooth. I want trained monkeys that can do the thriller dance on comand. I want to hear about groupies who have an entire back tattoo of Stephen Jackson with his pedophile smile. I want to hear about an entire group of body gaurds that dress up and look like Sho Nuff from the last dragon. Let's keep it alive Draft.net.
Well My posse would include Vince From shamwow, Wilbarn From Sportcenter, Usher both the singer and the guy at the thertre, A half Mexican half australian man with half a mustachue and a vegitmite sandwich, The Lonely island Crew, Chris Crocker, A tiger named mittens, Ron Jeremy, Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, The Guy who played Screech on saved by the bell, The Canaden Equivalent of Steven Steilberg, Aran From nbadraft.net and a blow up doll with a picture of Mike Bibby on his face which the half mexican half Australian man will hold
First off i'd spend my entire first paycheck on a cloning lab, so i can make 300 Chimp's ,to be my body guards. Next off I would by a huge mansion suspended by the moon and my pool directly under the front door, with the basketball court supended by the sun. I will then be the first person to dunk on the moon. During my first game i will Dunk on Dwight Howard so hard he falls directly on his back and i fart in his face he then chases me out of the arena, when he finally catches me he says "you have 3 options" 1" you tell me your sorry" 2" you refuse and i kick your behind" and 3" we kidap Obama and force him to give us a moneymaking machine" ...........So ofcourse I choose 3, Once we have the machine we make 1 billion dollars, and spend it all on bigmacs, we then put all the bigmacs in a cannon an fire them into bikini bottom, where squidward is the first to discover one and soon overtakes the crusty crab.
Id have so much money that id pay Lebron James to change his name to Mike Towtruck,then id pay Kobe to change his name to BJ Yum Yum,and finally pay D Wade to change his name to Bubba Pedro(people would now call him B Pedro)
I would hire Public Enemy's old S1W's security crew to be the new ball boys,create a mosh pit in the stands behind the teams opposing basket and make the fans mosh when the opponent was shooting a free throw and if they missed a free throw they would get thrown in the mosh pit
I would personally orchastarte all half time and pre game festivities...including getting having all cheerleaders dress up like David Stern and have them give lap dances to anyone in the crowd who it was there birthday that day
I would re enact scenes from The Last Dragon during half time,Hire Violet Palmer(the nba ref) to play the role of Vanity,
Manute Bol to play the role of Sho Nuff???wait who be the best player past and present to play Sho Nuff...then get OJ Mayo to play Bruce LeRoy
I would hire Rashad Lewis to teach me how to inject performance inhancing drugs into my body...or pay the scientists who created the serum to turn Bruce Banner into the Incredible Hulk to turn me into that...n i would balling like crazy and if you tried anything dirty i would throw you into Jon Berry and the ESPN crew!!
Then maybe after i was bored balling it up as the Incredible Hulk i would turn my self into Teen Wolf and be dunking on fools like crazy...dunk on Dwight Howards grill then growl at him and he would get all scared and piss his shorts then hide behind Marcin Gortat!!I would rip off his jersey and tell him "Teen WOlf is the new Superman"
the Ultimate Basketball player...they would just talk smack behind your back as you helped them dip there bread in there soup bowl when your working a christmas night at the soup kitchen when you could be taking on a sexy Knicks dancer in your truck while your waiting for your general manager to finish up sexual harrassing some young intern...
I would get Marv Albert to rub vaseline all over my hiney, and tell me it's special and different from everyone elses. Then, after defeating Shaq in an arm wrestling competition, I would proceed to the all star game where i would win the dunk contest by jumping from the rafters on to a trampoline and do a 960 degree windmill (and keeping my forearm in the basket). Kenny Smith would later name it "the nuts". I would offer my DNA to science and a clone will be created. Together we will rule the NBA, and bang all the cheerleaders depending on which NBA city we are in on any given night. Fathering 238 children between us, we form an inbred ball team known as the interbred's. This team will dominate the NBA for evermore.
how would live your lifestyle. if you played in the nba. would you go to nightclubs, and mess with diffrent women every night, would you be the type to stay home with your wife and kids, or would you rather be single and not have kids, would you be in the community , how many cars and houses would you have.